Avril Lavigne is Not Dead You Jerks

It's as if people can't evolve, change or grow anymore:

the rumour that the real Avril Lavigne is dead and that has been replaced by an imposter keeps resurfacing. It’s the conspiracy that won’t quit, and to mark the 15th anniversary of her debut single ‘Complicated’, those claims have resurfaced.

One mystery-busting Brazilian blog has compiled all of the ‘evidence’ through the years and reckons it has definitive proof that the punky pop star is in fact dead, and the Avril Lavigne who now stalks the earth is nothing but a fake. Here are the main points of the argument:

Insert your own Nickelback joke here, and, while you're at it, read the whole article. Someone has way too much time on their hands.