Ozzy's Being Held Against His Will

Ozzy Osbourne released a hostage video today (oh, there is no video).

Over the last 6 years, I have been dealing with a sex addiction.

I’m sorry if Ms. Pugh took our sexual relationship out of context. I’d also like to apologize to the other women I have been having sexual relationships with.

Out of bad comes good.

Since the press exposed this I have gone into intense therapy.

I am mortified at what my behavior has done to my family. I thank God that my incredible wife is at my side to support me.

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but there is no such thing as "sex addiction." There are varying degrees of compulsive behavior, and there are underlying conditions that may lead to being unable to control certain behaviors, but there is no such thing as a physical addiction to sex.

And, if you were wondering, no, that's not how Ozzy talks.

OZZY OSBOURNE: I was wearing a coffee pot for that day. And I walked at the hotel when she'd ripped my shirt. And I would start walking to -- and started to. ..

Mr. Osbourne, blink twice if someone has a gun in your ribcage.