I See Nothing Wrong With This


What the hell?
Joseph Fiennes has been cast as Michael Jackson in a forthcoming TV drama from Sky Arts.
The one-off drama is based on an urban legend, entertainingly documented in a 2011 Vanity Fair article, which claims Jackson, Elizabeth Taylor and Marlon Brando fled New York City together in a rental car in the wake of 9/11.
According to the legend, Jackson had invited the Hollywood icons to his concert at Madison Square Garden and after the 9/11 attacks, when all air travel was cancelled, the trio decided to take a road trip to safety in California. "They actually got as far as Ohio – all three of them, in a car they drove themselves," a former employee of Jackson later claimed. Along the way, they apparently made pitstops at several fast food restaurants.
After all, there probably aren't any other actors who could pull this off, right?