The Wheels Are Coming Off the Van Halen Bus

If you believe half of what Sammy Hagar wrote about the Van Halen brothers, this is nothing surprising. It's a wonder they made it half this far without imploding.

Hope you didn't buy tickets.

True story: the first thing I ever wrote that pissed people off was a mocking review of the solo David Lee Roth album from the mid-1980s. Still rings true today--with Roth, they are a clown show.