Aviation in North Korea

Morbidly obese young men are unable to fly planes in almost every air force in the world, save North Korea. This is notwithstanding the fact that it is almost impossible to become morbidly obese in North Korea, period.

And while Kim Jong Un has been hobbled as of late, and even though this is a stationary plane that he has been sandwiched into for propaganda purposes, the reality is that North Korea's air force would be hopelessly outclassed in a modern air battle. The best thing for their enemies is the continued leadership of the lesser Un.

America is Fat

America is fatty fat fat. Why should Wal-Mart apologize or saying that this is what's happening? If anything, it should come as a wake-up call. Stop buying cheap food from Wal-Mart that makes people fat.

I would give Wal-Mart another tax credit for speaking the truth to the millions of Americans too dumb to stop eating themselves into oblivion. If you can afford a Halloween Costume, you can afford stomach stapling. It's your fault that your ass won't get through the door.

And on and on and on...

Proof That Republicans Don't Do the Technology Thing Well

As Photoshop goes, this is the worst of all worlds. What an absolute piece of shit.

Republicans don't do technology. They just let the intern with the least amount of grease on his chin give it a try and, an hour later, what you see is what you get.

I mean, how hard is it to do a decent job of photoshopping something? And it turns out like this?


Until We Meet Again

So much for the comeback of America's hypocrite:
Former New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer and his wife are ending their two-decade marriage. 
Spitzer and his wife, Silda Wall Spitzer, issued a statement late Tuesday announcing the split. 
"We regret that our marital relationship has come to an end," the statement reads. 
The couple then said they will not address the subject further.
The subject won't come up again until Eliot Spitzer decides that he deserves the power being denied to him and that he should run for political office. He is addicted to the power and respectability that negates his inability to control his libido. They love this stuff in New York until they feel that someone is just not worth the time or effort. Spitzer doesn't strike the kind of fear that he used to. Without that juice, he's just another washed up old man who keeps trying to wear a hole in his pants.