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Stormy Daniels is Not a Stupid Person

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We have been conditioned to think that the blonde in question is an idiot. That does not seem to be the case:

Stormy Daniels [Stephanie Clifford] can't get her story straight. Or maybe she can but chooses not to.

The pornographic film director and actress issued a signed statement Tuesday in which she once again denied having an affair with Donald Trump in 2006. Then, in a bizarre twist, she cast doubt on the authenticity of the statement hours later in an interview with late-night comedian Jimmy Kimmel.

Kimmel noted that Daniels's signature on the statement appeared different from her previous signatures.

“Did you sign this letter that was released today?” Kimmel asked.

“I don't know. Did I?” Daniels replied. “That does not look like my signature, does it?”

Wait. What? Of course Daniels knows whether she signed the statement. After the Kimmel interview, Daniels's spokeswoman, Gina Rodriguez, told The Washington Post that she and an attorney witnessed Daniels sign the document Tuesday afternoon.

Daniels either suffers from short-term memory loss or, more likely, is deliberately sending mixed messages.

Why would she do that? Here's a theory: Daniels is trying to tell us, through winks and nudges, that she did have sex with the future president, even as she officially denies an affair.

Daniels said in her statement Tuesday that she was not “paid ‘hush money,’ as has been reported in overseas-owned tabloids.” That was a backhanded reference to a report by the Wall Street Journal that Daniels accepted $130,000 to keep quiet during the 2016 presidential race. (For the record, Journal owner Rupert Murdoch is Australian-born but is a U.S. citizen, and the paper is not tabloid-size.)

Of course, all someone has to do is step forward with a penalty check--probably a little larger than $130K--and then double it so that Miss Clifford (her real last name) can come clean about what went on, but who's going to do that?

She knows that no one will help her. No one will do that. So, why not cash in?

We are being manipulated, of course. We're being led around by a woman who understands that men are stupid because they will spend untold amounts of money to be in her presence and buy the products she sells (beyond movies, she is an entrepreneur who sells access to the content she creates and to the sex toys that she endorses). She knows that the focus is on her looks and her line of work. This is smart because she is in the process of enriching herself despite what the country is doing to itself. She's more of a Republican than Trump, for crying out loud.

But what's really troubling is that this has not crippled Trump politically. Lesser sex scandals in size and scope (he had a relationship with her for about a year, in case you have forgotten) have sunk Democrats. For someone like Trump, of course not. This is who he is. He's a serial philanderer who doesn't care what anyone thinks of him. He makes hypocrites out of every follower.

I may be in the minority, but if Clifford had come out with her story in late 2016, it wouldn't have made a difference. It might have even helped Trump with the asshole contingent that voted for him. Certainly nothing he does is hurting him with evangelicals and Nazis.

Voter Fraud


This dingy image verifies, once and for all, that the only substantive voter fraud being practiced in the United States of America is carried out by wealthy, privileged white people.

John Ellis Bush is the son of President George Herbert Walker Bush and the brother of President George W. Bush. Somehow, in the course of his life, he became convinced of his Hispanic heritage, which does not exist.

And, just to recap--if a Democrat had done something like this, the howls of outrage would lift the roof off the joint.

America Will Never Be Rid of the Palins


When things like this happen, all you can do is wish the best for the lucky couple and imagine what the next few years are like, what with the death of irony and the elimination of self-respect from American political discourse.

The Palins are forever and you're just living in their world.

The Secret History of Great Men


If you want to attack the ignorance of the Republican Party, try to stand clear of all the things that are going to undermine your argument:
Thomas Jefferson recognized that education is vital to a functioning Democratic Republic.
In a letter to James Madison, Jefferson wrote: “And say, finally, whether peace is best preserved by giving energy to the government, or information to the people. This last is the most certain, and the most legitimate engine of government. Educate and inform the whole mass of the people. Enable them to see that it is their interest to preserve peace and order, and they will preserve them…. They are the only sure reliance for the preservation of our liberty.”
In light of Oklahoma’s recent attack on AP History, it would be easy to argue that today’s Republicans don’t recognize the value of a good education. However, the reality is that they do, and that the spreading attack on public education is far more sinister.
When the Patriot Act was signed, Bush and his ilk claimed the power to violate citizens’ private lives because, they said, there is no “right to privacy” in the United States. In that, they – perhaps purposefully – overlooked the history of America and the Declaration of Independence, signed on July 4, 1776. And they missed a basic understanding of the evolution of language in the United States.
I always laugh when these flowery "letters" from one Founding Father to the other is cited in order to support a theory or argument. These were men who knew when they had an audience and who knew how to speak to each other in private. I don't for a second think any of them really believed in God. They did believe in America, but it was an America ruled by a moneyed elite that kept the mobs at bay with promises of a token piece of the franchise and reasonable taxation, and it did not include free slaves, women with rights, or allowing non-property owning yahoos the right to vote. These were secretive, profane men who hated foreigners and fought amongst each other over women and personal slights. 
Just once, I'd like to see them portrayed the way they lived their lives--bawdy, drunken, filthy, toothless, and envious of one another, furiously hiding debts and embarrassments from one another, secretly wishing death would visit their rivals and mistresses would appear when summoned. They rolled out of soiled beds, rubbed raw and miserable with hangovers, often scratched and clawed by furious lovers and always short of cash. You know, like we are today, except with slightly better dental care and Grindr accounts and cleaner bed pans.
Thomas Jefferson was an elite planter from Virginia who used sex to terrorize his own female slaves. He was forever spending money he did not have. He was terrified of the mob rule that descended on America when the British failed to properly collect taxes and fees, which usually left him scrambling for relief. He was not a revolutionary--he was a smart man who used words to form arguments. He was a physical coward who did not hesitate to violate the law in the service of his own interests (see Aaron Burr, et al). He was not the paragon of virtue that can be summoned by a still-outraged lefty to refute the idea that the Patriot Act destroyed America. Man, it's 2015. Bush and Cheney were awful. But that's just half the story, and everybody knows it.
Bi-partisanship delivered the Patriot Act and renewed it. This phony idea that the Congress has to get along and allow freedom to be trampled so that neither side will be held accountable by a future terrorist attack is the real culprit. Without Democratic complicity, there is no Patriot Act and there are no restrictions on freedom (and there damned sure wouldn't have been an Iraq War, either).
Allowing the Republican Party to stampede America into wars, restrictions on freedom for women, minorities, and anyone with any kind of data whatsoever in the name of bi-partisanship is your real enemy these days. They are not reasonable people and they never will be, but we damned sure can't help ourselves when the Daddy Party wants something because our lapdog media and a weak and fractured Democratic Party can't stop going out on heavy petting dates with these psychopaths.