Politico's Hit Piece on Bernie Sanders

Here's everything you need to know about the hit piece Michael Kruse did for Politico:

The private life of Bernie Sanders is not an issue in Vermont politics.

Each and every time Kruse revisits the fact that Sanders had a child out of wedlock in 1969, he runs into the essential logic of American political hit pieces--this stuff is important but these crazy so-and-sos don't agree!

Thankfully, Politico is here to remind everyone that if you don't live in Washington D.C., you're a filthy socialist hippie with illegitimate kids all over the ding dang place.