we were robbed

Drinking beer can certainly help with the thought process, but, dear reader, you'll note that these two hard-drinking men are full of lament and enjoying juice boxes.

That's right.

Juice boxes.

That's what they were robbed of--their dignity. And their case of greenies.

[the ZITZ! font has that fingerprint character, and I love seeing that appear in the strip--absolutely love it]

otherworldly voice of his

I still don't know where I come down on the use of the ZITZ! font for some of these. I suppose it doesn't matter. Well, it would matter if I was using Comic Sans! That would make this an instantly evil comic strip, on top of a badly failed one.