we were robbed

Drinking beer can certainly help with the thought process, but, dear reader, you'll note that these two hard-drinking men are full of lament and enjoying juice boxes.

That's right.

Juice boxes.

That's what they were robbed of--their dignity. And their case of greenies.

[the ZITZ! font has that fingerprint character, and I love seeing that appear in the strip--absolutely love it]