Really, not a good idea. But Farmer Butt has two parts of the song down and there will probably be more. Who knows?
"One day I got the idea
I was just getting released from jail
I had some brain diarrhea
I had a plan that wouldn't fail
Can a pervert run for governor
Some folks say yes and some say no
Can a pervert be a political suitor
Some folks make me put on my pants and go
I'm a pervert but I'm still your governor
I'm the pervert they elected in November
I'm the one all the uninformed people voted for
I'm the guy who puts naughty things into a working blen...der..."