Tiger Woods Busted For DUI

In case you were wondering, yes--that's Tiger Woods:

Tiger Woods was busted early Monday for allegedly driving under the influence in Florida. 

The once-great golfer was arrested around 3 a.m. on Military Trail just south of Indian Creek Parkway in the town of Jupiter, NBC News has confirmed.

Apparently, he doesn't have anyone in his life to help him through tough times. This is tragic on a number of levels. Woods doesn't have to play golf anymore and he should have upwards of $500 million in the bank if he hasn't completely blown through every penny he ever made.

Nobody has ever done a worse job of surrounding himself with advisors than Tiger Woods, except, of course, Donald Trump.