If victory has many fathers, Bernie Sanders is the deadbeat dad who wandered in during the opening of Christmas presents he didn't buy in order to palm a few cookies and leave by the back door with your sister's new iPad Pro.
Or, something like that:
You may ask yourself, why is this guy so bitter? What is it about watching Bernie Sanders get away with claiming that he had anything to do with a historic win in Alabama, which happened because the same African-American women who wanted nothing to do with him in the primaries turned out in droves and literally helped reverse the tide of evil in this country and deal a stinging rebuke to racism, intolerance, and cruelty?
The gob, it is smacked.