You Won't Have Carly Fiorina to Kick Around Anymore

Carly Fiorina is not going to be the next Vice President of the United States of America. In fact, she's a multi-millionaire, slumming with the proles, waiting on a flight home at Indianapolis International Airport. 

Yeah, it's a pretty bad thing that we are looking at the possibility of Donald Trump being elected President. But the system works. Fiorina is proof that it does.