Obama Bounced Another Probe Off Of a Comet


Dammit, Obama!

Somehow, the bouncing of a probe onto a comet is the President's fault. I suspect that he had ACORN pay the European Space Agency to write Alinskyite messages onto the comet's surface, thereby spreading the works of Bill Ayers all over the heavens so that we'll stop talking about his Birth Certificate Fraud.

And this is why Benghazi happened, too!

Wait--it's not 2011 anymore?

Damn.