James Lileks is the painfully unfunny "columnist" who should have been released from his contract at the Minneapolis Star-Tribune a decade ago. I mean, he is really, really horrible to have to read. I don't know if you can even chew through what he wrote above and yeah, it's. Wow. Leaves you without the strength to continue, doesn't it?
At this point, if you're making hay with the snot jokes as a Minnesotan, well. More power to you. Every nickel they are paying Lileks is money well spent for...for?
Again. I don't have the words. Or the strength to continue.