Taking Stupid to a Whole New Level

Who is this goddamned stupid?

Here's what you can take on an airplane. Yourself, and anything that isn't a weapon or a bomb.

Here's what you can't take on a plane: weapons, bombs, and knives.

Now, stop and think about what you're taking on the plane. Is it something that could be considered a bomb, a weapon or a knife? Stop. Leave it the fuck at home. Don't take it on the plane. Put it down, back away, and leave it out of all of your luggage.

This is Why We Abandoned Teaching the Humanities?

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