Sean Parker is Still an Asshole

Sean Parker is a complete and utter asshole, and proof that our gilded age is destroying what is left of America's sanity. But Sting's presence, as the hired help and not one of the luminaries at this affair, is enough to send normal people scrambling for torches and pitchforks. Parker got rich selling a service that destroyed the music industry so, naturally, Sting was there to help pay tribute to the artists who had to quit the business.

Our gilded age is well underway and we are headed for a mighty, mighty fall.