The Free Scooter Scam


Everybody hates the government but everybody loves it when the government gives them a free scooter so they can tool around in a store with their guts hanging off the sides.

There's nothing wrong with this scam, other than the fact that it makes a lot of hypocrites confused about what is, and what is not, a great way to waste the money our country actually has because, you know, the deficit and all that is coming down.