What's That Bieber Up to Now?


Superstar Justin Bieber ran afoul of the buzzkill police:

Justin Bieber’s had a rough go of things over the last few months. His pet monkey was seized by German customs, he drew international ire for his hope that Anne Frank would have been a ‘belieber’ and he allegedly spit in the face of a neighbor who complained about Bieber’s reckless driving.
Now, TMZ is reporting that Biebs is being investigated for another reckless driving incident, this time after two people in his Calabasas, Ca. community called the cops while the singer whipped around in his Ferrari.
Boo hoo, Justin. Boo hoo.

There are a number of things wrong with this fellow, but none of them matter because he is rich. If you were rich, you, too, would do whatever you wished to do and the poors could just suck on that piece of tailpipe that juts out from the back end of a Ferrari. The problem is, that piece of pipe is now recessed to the point where the poors have to come up and perhaps touch the rear of the vehicle in order to get at the pipe. This is why you need to hire someone to install extensions. Without them, someone common might smudge your ride.

Mr. Bieber has fans to spare. If some of them, in their desire to demonstrate their love for him, were to get run over, the Biebs would spring for their mamma to fly in from Fort Lauderdale. They would enjoy such a thing more than they would seeing some washed-up football player end up with a foot planted in his ass by this sturdy young fellow.

-Norman