This Did Not Happen


In light of everything that has been going on, some troll out there is going to be visited upon by a really, really pissed off Federal response. You see, there's this thing called the Internet and it has gotten to the point where it's impossible to know where the truth begins and where some sociopath ends.

Good luck to you, Mr. I'm Going to Hack the Associated Press and Have Some Lulz. When they are done finding you, you're going to need a very, very good lawyer.