Pat Sajak is Still Drunk on the Job


The defining moment in Pat Sajak's life must have been when he would show up for work, drunk as a skunk, and perform his gameshow host duties while inebriated in front of an audience that couldn't tell the difference between him being sober or sloshed.

He seems to have missed the defining moment of this issue, which was when the Obama campaign dropped an ad where Mitt Romney came out against entrepreneurialism, too.


It kind of makes you wonder if Sajak is drunk-blogging his way through life now. How sad. I hope he gets some help. I hear he's a national treasure.