George Tierney is America's Greatest Living Douchebag

This is George Tierney, and he lives in Greenville, South Carolina.

Apparently, he does not believe in using a polite and insistent tone on Twitter. He prefers to curse at women and act like a buffoon in public. According to one of the greatest bloggers ever, a one Mr. Tbogg, he is upset that people are taking screenshots of his vile, intemperate Tweets and he believes that there is a legal remedy for said actions.

There is no legal remedy. When he hits the button and sends his Tweet into the world, along with it goes proof that he has no clue whatsoever how to conduct himself in public.

George Tierney is America's Greatest Living Douchebag, and winning the AGLD takes cunning and skill.

I'll bet you didn't think I was going to go there. I'm going there:
Boy, that George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina sure doesn’t understand how the Google works, does George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina? I hear there are online rep management organizations that could help George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina if George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina were willing to pay them thousands and thousands of dollars.
But I’m not even sure that would help George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina since the name, “George Tierney,” and the location, “Greenville, South Carolina,” appear on high traffic blogs and popular Twitter streams. And people keep saying “George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina.” 
I think George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina is shit out of luck. Unless he wants to change his name to something other than “George Tierney” and perhaps move away from Greenville, South Carolina. Maybe George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina shouldn’t have been such a giant dick. Lesson learned, George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina?
Oh, and after the jump, I have a slew of George Tierney tweets archived for future reference about George Tierney, including calling Kirstie Alley "fuckchop" and having a bit of a moment engaging The Christina Kim in a very vocal discussion. And, if you can stomach it, towards the end George Tierney engages both Oprah and President Obama in a discussion on Twitter as well (I do not think they responded to George Tierney).

Christina Kim is, apparently, not one of George's favorite peeps:

Now, why would a man say such things? Could it be drugs or alcohol? I think it could very well be. Either that, or Tourette Syndrome.

A lovely commenter pointed out that Mr. Tierney is not attacking Miss Kirstie Alley by calling her a "fuckchop." He is simply Tweeting the word "fuckchop" to her account because she asked people for terms and things of that nature. However, when is it ever okay to Tweet "fuckchop" at someone, regardless of their celebrity?

I have to say, Tweeting awful things at Brent Spiner is difficult to understand. First, I'm sure Brent cares. Second, I'm not sure what control he has over Facebook. Perhaps someone knows whether or not Brent Spiner is running the moderation department at Facebook? Anyone? And, third, when you have a personal problem, Brent Spiner is probably just going to sympathize with you, offer some great advice, and go about his business.

If you guessed that Mr. Tierney likes to Tweet after getting blotto, you might be guessing in a way that some would say is accurate. 

These posts follow a pattern that is not entirely inconsistent with having a bender and waking up face down, bareassed naked, on a burning sports car outside of church.