Who Will Save Us From Chelsea Handler?

Chelsea Handler has decided to set herself up as the person who is going to save everyone from Angelina Jolie, even if the world does not require saving.

I don't know how many more husbands or boyfriends Jolie will steal before she is done. Handler has initiated a campaign that will end up drawing a lot of attention to her and to whoever she thinks she is protecting. At the end of the day, Jolie will decide whether or not to take Handler's boyfriend or husband from her as well. And it will end in tears.