Cancel the Wingman and the Whole Dang Prom

What disciplinary action could they have taken against Mad Mike? He tweeted, relentlessly, and got one porn star to agree to go to prom with him. If anything, they should have given the boy a medal.

I mean, he's 18 years old. If he wants to take someone to prom, let him take someone to prom. Now? He's not going to need that wingman. He's going to need a date, preferably one that does not object to the skankification of his efforts to find a previous one.

And, yes. Skankification is a word. Look it up.
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