Get Drunk, Shop Online

Unfortunately, you cannot legislate against the stupidity of people who get drunk and buy things online. The flip, vacuous comment in this story has me wondering if this is real, by the way:

That's damned good satire in any case. You can imagine poor Miss Whitten saying tee hee all the way to bankruptcy court.

Kasey Kahne Backs Away From His Disgust With Public Breastfeeding

Zach Braff and Donald Faison Sing Baby It's Cold Outside