Well, I am sorely disappointed. I told them I wanted the gig, and I told them that, for as long as I can remember, this whole coupon clipping thing has been a massive sham and a fraud. You see, they usually put coupons in the newspaper for products that you either don't need or would never buy because they're too new or too horrible tasting to consider trying.
Maybe next time I'll show off my snow-white tan (Miss Gosselin has a Ziggy Stardust thing going here, does she not?).