God bless small town newspapers.
Without them, we wouldn't have the chance to hear about how people who live in small towns and write single-spaced letters to the editor are smarter than the President!
But wait! Really?
It's worth it to go read this article by Politifact. I'll give you the payoff up front:
Uh huh. Are they getting the Internet in the old town these days? How's the reception?