Good For You, Katy Perry

Katy Perry
Another victory on the road to glory:

Katy Perry has been crowned the hottest woman alive because she is sexy and talented, according to Maxim’s Hot 100 List.

The mag adds that the 25-year-old “is the best friend you suddenly realize you’ve loved your whole life. The rad chick who taught you how to skateboard and whistle and also looks unbelievable in a bikini.”

Last year’s #1 girl Olivia Wilde took a nosedive this year, landing in spot #20.

Katy Perry is a hottie, but I mean that as only an old perv could mean it.

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