No Love for Nicollette?

Nicollette Sheridan
This does not bode well for Nicollete Sheridan and her war against Marc Cherry:

A line has been drawn on Wisteria Lane. 

Desperate Housewives stars Eva Longoria ParkerTeri Hatcher, Marcia Cross and Felicity Huffman issued a joint statement Tuesday pledging their support for show creator Marc Cherry in a lawsuit filed by Nicollette Sheridan. 

"It would be irresponsible of us to let the public believe that being a part of this show from its inception has been anything but a blessing," the statement says. "We have no first-hand knowledge of what Nicollette may or may not have experienced, but we would never characterize our set as a hostile environment.

"It is, in fact, the opposite," the statement continues. "The friendships and support that Marc Cherry, the cast, the crew and the producers have shared for the past six years have made this a wonderful job that we are grateful for every day." 

Hatcher, who plays housewife Susan on the show, separately expressed concern that the actress was singled out in the lawsuit alleging Cherry hit Sheridan in the face and that her Edie Britt character was killed off when she complained about him. Sheridan's suit alleged that when Hatcher went over Cherry's head to complain about him to ABC executives, he told Sheridan, "I hope Teri Hatcher gets hit by a car and dies."

Marc Cherry may or may not be nuts; everything I know about him comes from the fact that he might have once done a cameo on Arrested Development. I do know this: when you're the odd duck in a pond full of duckettes that are circling the head duck to protect him from having all of his property and money confiscated, watch out for the duck with the switchblade.

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