Heidi Montag Now Scares the Crap Out of Me

Heidi Montag

It's not that I disapprove, but, wow:

Heidi Montag showed off her new F-cups (seriously) this weekend by hamming it up for a Las Vegas bikini photo shoot. Think she did it for the good of the nation? Wrong. My sources tell me Miss Montag was paid $10,000 for the busty shoot. But was it worth it? 

Montag has kept her new body under wraps -- literally -- for months since getting 10 plastic surgery procedures done in one day back in November of 2009. So what better way to reveal her new, enhanced figure than with a staged poolside photo op?

"It was worth every penny. No other celeb in the world could get this much attention posing in a bikini," one insider told me. My source went even further, saying, "The sponsors would rather have Heidi than Angelina!"

I'm not sure how to put this, but Montag probably went too far into the realm of Barbie for popular taste. There's definitely a market for this sort of thing (Pamela Anderson is now, sadly, a little too old for the crowd that likes that ridiculous kind of body shape), but does Montag have the staying power to hold onto it? What's to stop the next young lady from shoving two canned hams down her sweater?