How Could Anyone Do This to Anne Hathaway?

Anne Hathaway, Fashion Misfire

Someone put Grandma's living room drapes on this poor girl--the ones she got at JCPenny when there was all of that mad money from winning bingo. And that bow? Please.

If you have a chance to put clothing on Anne Hathaway, and if you make her look like this, you really must turn in your special badge that allows you to put clothing on beautiful women and wait several years before you apply to get it back. How do you make someone this beautiful walk around in several different abandoned ideas like this?