David Hasselhoff Hasn't Hit Rock Bottom Yet

David Hasselhoff is the one on the far right...

As long as you have money, you can do whatever you want:

Hasselhoff has been admitted to hospital at least FIVE times for alcohol poisoning.

So he's a mean drunk. So what? Hasselhoff still brings in the bacon. He's still bankable. He's colorful, you see. What? It's not like he's Andy Dick, right?