Tuesday, August 21, 2018

Rudy Giuliani is the Worst Lawyer in America

Rudy's assertion that there is "no allegation" is maybe just about the stupidest fucking thing he's said in the last 24 hours, but I doubt it.

Here's Michael Cohen's plea to count seven:

Here's Michael Cohen's plea to count eight:

This is no mere "allegation" of wrongdoing--this is the man himself pleading guilty to helping Donald J. Trump steal the presidency and defraud the American people. When Giuliani says there is no allegation, what he means is HOLY SHIT TRUMP COMMITTED SOME FELONIES?!?

I'm sure that someone advised Trump to find better lawyers and I'm also quite certain he said, "you know, Rudy is one hell of a good guy and he's great on TV so I'm going to ask him to join my team and HOW MANY FELONIES??? OMG???

They will all perish in prison, and for that we should be grateful because the American legal system seems to be working for a change.

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