Wednesday, January 13, 2016

Sex Toys For the Militia

I don't know what this guy thinks he's going to accomplish by losing his cool. When someone sends you boxes and boxes of sex toys, the very last thing you're ever going to want to do is to get mad, post a video of you getting mad, and then expect things to go your way.

All that mail and nothing good falls out? That's like watching a neighbor run off with your Amazon delivery. It's heartbreaking. Too bad you can't rely on the law when you're in the militia. You just have to soldier on and do without. Why they started an occupation without snacks is beyond comprehension. Don't believe it when they say that they were in the military. Everyone goes to the field with pogey bait that will last 90 days, if necessary.

Kudos to everyone who is sending sex toys to the militia. You're freeing them from a fate worse than death--being taken seriously. The great power of the Intenet--relentless mockery and derision--reveals itself in fantastic ways.

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