Tuesday, December 29, 2015

This Was Not Caused by Fracking so Shut Up

Earthquakes are normal in Oklahoma, and that's why you shouldn't ask questions or say anything that might hurt the feelings of a corporation causing the ground to shake so hard that everything goes flying. And you damned well better not point out that, until they started fracking the living shit out of everything, earthquakes were mild and rare.

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