Monday, March 31, 2014

That Must Be One Hell of a Class


I realize that this is a pervasive big-time NCAA sporting problem and not just a North Carolina problem, but, wow.
The ongoing academic fraud scandal at the University of North Carolina's athletic department has been at a slow burn for months, as salacious bits of news have been unearthed by investigative journalists.
The latest piece of evidence that North Carolina (UNC) athletes were getting passing grades in their college courses with little or no work comes in the form of a "paper" on civil rights icon Rosa Parks, provided to the ESPN sports network by former UNC tutor turned whistleblower Mary Willingham.
Here's the text, in its entirety:
On the evening of December Rosa Parks decided that she was going to sit in the white people section on the bus in Montgomery, Alabama. During this time blacks had to give up there seats to whites when more whites got on the bus. Rosa Parks refused to give up her seat. Her and the bus driver began to talk and the conversation went like this. "Let me have those front seats" said the driver. She didn't get up and told the driver that she was tired of giving her seat to white people. "I'm going to have you arrested," said the driver. "You may do that," Rosa Parks responded. Two white policemen came in and Rosa Parks asked them "why do you all push us around?" The police officer replied and said "I don't know, but the law is the law and you're under arrest.
The work was the only requirement for an independent study class for which an unnamed athlete received a grade of A-minus. (And as freelance writer Bryan Graham points out via Twitter, the piece was probably plagiarised from the first page of Rosa Parks' autobiography.)
That's what we call some serious scholarship. But, to be even more fair than it is humanly possible, the current thinking is that actual knowledge of history or the Humanities is worthless; if this same kid could do math and engineering, and if he knew the table of elements, he'd be fine as far as the global economy is concerned.

My contention is that an obvious lack of ethics or ability to perform a simple function like writing a paper on a historical figure means that the kid probably isn't going to have the skills necessary to perform well in STEM classes and would never get through college-level classes that required any analysis or competence with the processing of information. No matter what anyone tells you, knowing the Humanities means you can process information and communicate in a way that is necessary in virtually all walks of life (even in football).

Someone with the North Carolina educational family should resign over this, and they should leave the education field altogether. How could you be this incompetent?

Saturday, March 29, 2014

Fear of a Black Planet in the Suburbs


Chief Keef is a young fellow with a lot of money and a lifestyle that appears to be driving the wealthy people around him crazy. The article goes on to add this:
They say that in the year-plus that Chief Keef — an 18-year-old whose real name is Keith Cozart — has been a presence at the house, their quality of life has deteriorated. Fans have flocked to the address, sometimes shouting obscenities from their cars. Noisy parties and the roar of ATVs have disturbed the neighbors' peace, while open marijuana smoking has unsettled their sense of propriety.
Meanwhile, Cozart's reputed ties to Chicago street gangs have made nearby residents so nervous that they follow his social media accounts to see if trouble might be brewing.
They were particularly alarmed to see a photo Cozart posted before the nonfatal shooting this week that showed him and a companion holding guns in what appears to be the bathroom of the Northfield house.
"We all knew that something bad was going to happen at that house, but I still can't believe it is happening in my neighborhood," said one neighbor, who, like the other residents interviewed, asked that her name be withheld out of concern for retaliation.
Northfield's top officials declined to comment, citing the ongoing police investigation into the shooting, but last summer Police Chief William Lustig acknowledged the complaints stemming from the house.
In other words, this is a first world problem brought on by the fact that when you live in a place like Northfield, Illinois, you had better conform to local community standards and behave. Unless, of course, you're one of the hundreds of 18 year-olds arrested year in and year out in that same group of communities for doing exactly what the young black man is alleged to be doing (or, um, worse).

Here's everything you need to know about what happens when you drive through Northfield, Illinois. First, the demographics:
As of the census[3] of 2000, there were 5,389 people, 2,155 households, and 1,532 families residing in the village. The population density was 1,822.4 people per square mile (702.9/km²). There were 2,241 housing units at an average density of 757.9 per square mile (292.3/km²). The racial makeup of the village was 92.48% White, 0.52% African American, 0.04% Native American, 5.57% Asian, 0.43% from other races, and 0.96% from two or more races. Hispanic orLatino of any race were 1.67% of the population.
The 2010 Northfield, Illinois annual police report, detailing who gets stopped for what and why when they drive in town:


Bear in mind, the community has a population of approximately 28 African Americans (that number has probably changed a bit) and folks from that demographic were stopped 170 times in a year? Somebody does not like outsiders.

What I see when I look at this data is that each of the 28 African Americans who live in Northfield can expect to be stopped 6 times in a year (assuming they don't stop people who drive through the small community of about 5,400 people). If you're white, you can expect that you might be stopped 1.8 times a year--a pretty significant difference.

Now, that's a cursory look at data for one year--but it speaks volumes to the attitude of the police in the community. Outsiders beware.

Amateur Athletics and the Long Dead American Labor Movement


There is an important commentary on the state of relations between the young men who play college football and the National Collegiate Athletics Association, and if it feels like we're about to go back in time and talk about unions and rights and bargaining, you would be correct. We're about to take a trip back to when there actually was an American labor movement and when there actually were people who wanted to form unions in order to receive better compensation from the companies they worked for.

What's substituted is important--the university, bound by NCAA rules--is the company and the football player (and I suppose this will extend to all sports, whether they are played by males or females or both) is the employee or worker.

The worker has been exploited by the company. If this isn't reminiscent of the coal miners or the railroad workers, it will be because the exploitation of college football players rivals that of any other exploitative arrangement in American history.

Public and private universities make billions in profits from the sports played by young men and women, but, primarily, by men. They make money hand over fist. In short, they get some of the most valuable "profit" imaginable for almost exactly nothing paid to the players, also known as the workers. They do get room and board, and they do get free tuition, but those prices and those values are inflated because not every student athlete gets a scholarship and not every kid gets to compete fairly for those benefits. They can disappear with relatively no due process and if a kid destroys their body, their ability to recoup their losses is minimal at best.

The NCAA would love to continue this arrangement because they are wringing massive profits out of a constantly regenerating workforce. Every four years, a kid leaves school and is replaced by the next kid up the totem pole. There is, literally, an endless supply of free labor to exploit and the NCAA's members have tapped a seam of coal that will never run out.

And now, a handful of these young men have decided to stand up for the rights and demand some compensation for their labor. But wait! Unions are bad, unions are wrong, and unions are what communists used to defeat 'Murica.

Which is all bullshit. But it doesn't change the facts:
What you see, right there, is someone who talks about college basketball on television -- and also played college basketball when Bill Clinton was President -- being corrected by someone who played football at the University of Missouri just a few years ago. Moe, for his part, is not sure that "a union is the way to handle it" where this particular issue is concerned, which is not surprising. Most people, after more than a generation of effectively un-rebutted anti-labor noise, don't really know what unions do, but suspect that it is generally bad and broadly anti-competitive and faintly communistic.
That is why the NCAA is attempting to leverage popular distrust of unions as a way of wriggling out of the obligations created by the NLRB ruling. What that ruling found, in effect, is that college football players were effectively employees of the schools in which they're enrolled. This is because the players spend some 50 hours a week on football-related activities, are expected to conform to extraordinary restrictions such as draconian speech and conduct codes and otherwise adhere to standards that do not apply to other students.
The crux of it, which very few are eager to dispute beyond legalisms and Herculean feats of blinkered sentimentality, is that student-athletes are held to a significantly different standard than student non-athletes, to the point where they become something less like students and something more like employees who are compensated for their work with (highly contingent and incomplete) tuition reimbursement.
The mere fact that you have a college kid in 2014 saying that unions are "communistic" takes us back to the 1950s and the beginning of the assault on labor unions in this country. By the Reagan years, this rhetoric had all but crippled the powerful unions that allowed a significant number of Americans the chance to work and earn a living.

Here's what the NCAA wants to fight against:
The nascent union at Northwestern wants to be able to bargain as employees, and its goals are almost poignantly modest. Not annual salaries or performance bonuses or training table room service, but enhanced concussion protocols, a dedicated fund to help players earn their degrees and financial assistance for ex-players who suffered injuries while playing/working with the team. (As employees, they would also have rights under Illinois' worker's comp laws, although that would require a separate ruling.) This is all patently and intentionally not extreme.
Can I just say, WTF? Every single American worker ought to have their own version of these rights, especially people who actually, you know, have to sacrifice their bodies while working.

My money is on the NCAA, however. This county simply cannot tolerate the idea that the working poor have any rights. I am optimistic that we will get there as a society, but I'm concerned that the NCAA's deep pockets will reveal a legal strategy that will crush this rather "nascent" movement.

And, as with any discussion about sports and athletics, actually educating people is the last thing on anyone's minds, except now that it is a part of the idea of unionizing players and giving them some rights as far as completing the education. That one insistence legitimizes their efforts and puts the NCAA's fight against them to shame.

Thursday, March 27, 2014

It's Hard Out There For a Russian Billionaire


If you're a Russian billionaire, isn't being afraid of having someone poison you a central part of your job description? How could you reasonably expect to go about your daily activities without having someone test your food in front of you and handle your mail and keep you away from beady-eyed men? Wouldn't that be exactly how you would expect to be murdered?

Any Russian billionaire worth his salt knows that being poisoned on a regular basis is probably how things are going to be until you can safely relocate yourself to practically no where on the face of the Earth.

Wednesday, March 26, 2014

Who is Manipulating Your Life?


I can understand the frustration that people are having with the new health care law and I can see how going after lawmakers is going to lead to defeat for some and to the election of a select group of ignorant ass clowns. Any time you fundamentally transform a system and try to protect consumers, the reaction against those changes invariably costs a politician or two their jobs.

However, Miss Sippel should take note of this fact:
Mayo Clinic spent nearly half a million on lobbying at the state Capitol last year.
According to the Minnesota Campaign Finance and Public Disclosure Board’s website, it’s the largest amount the clinic has spent on lobbying since 2007.
Mayo spokesman Bryan Anderson said most of the lobbying money was spent on the clinic’s efforts to pass Destination Medical Center, the largest economic development project in state history.
Mayo’s lobbying paid off. The Legislature and the governor approved a $585 million funding package for public infrastructure to support Mayo Clinic’s 20-year, $6 billion expansion.
The clinic’s $480,000 expenditure puts it in 15th place on the lobbying list.
The Minnesota Chamber of Commerce spent the most on lobbying last year with a total of about $2 million.

Note the massive spike that occurs as soon as President Obama is elected on a promise to reform health care. Is this an accident? Do you think that the Mayo Clinic made a concerted effort to practically double their efforts to influence lawmakers out of kindness? Or do you think everything being done to destroy health care reform has the sole purpose of returning the United States to the status quo, which, if I remember correctly, was making these people money hand over damned fist?

What are you going to do in the face of such opposition? Move somewhere else? Elect someone who thinks paperwork is too hard? In Minnesota, this means that a lot of people like Shannon Savick are going to be thrown out of office. They are facing an onslaught of money to send the country back into the dark ages.

Your quality of life is being manipulated by profit-driven companies that are spending money to destroy your freedom. Or something like that. You would think there'd be a Tea Party reaction against hurting the American people, but when you've already been bought and paid for, the people standing up for working Americans have a lonely road ahead of them.

Tuesday, March 25, 2014

Who is Running the Secret Service?


I mean, what the hell?
Three Secret Service agents on President Obama's Amsterdam trip were sent home after they partied so hard Saturday that one agent ended up passed out drunk in a hotel hallway.
Unlike a certain Cartagena trip, the misconduct here appears to be technical—Secret Service regulations say that agents on official trips are prohibited from drinking alcohol within 10 hours of duty. Although Obama didn't arrive in the Netherlands until Monday, the agents violated the rule drinking late Saturday night because they had a classified briefing on Sunday.
Standards are really that low, huh?

Well, these elite young agents can now find jobs elsewhere. If everything that happened in Colombia didn't wake them up to the consequences of losing their mud in public while on foreign security details, what could possibly do the trick?

I have no way of knowing if they went to Bananenbar, but it would be a shame if they didn't get to go there before being out of work and being forced to revise their resumes.

Why Are You In Grad School Anyway?


This is pretty bad, but what's even worse is how being an adjunct professor (because becoming one is one of the reasons why people go to grad school) has turned into an exercise in futility:

Nothing I can do about the size--Don't CLICK on the graphic to make it readable-it won't work
If you're going to get a graduate degree, I would think that you have a pretty good job lined up already. If not, then why bother incurring the terrible costs? To become a professor somewhere? Guess what--that's like starting a band and hoping people will pay for your music. It ain't happening.

The Legendary Incompetence of Donald Rumsfeld


Donald Rumsfeld has pushed his name back into the news this week, and this is akin to rolling a ten ton boulder straight up a mountain. His reputation remains in tatters and he should never be seriously quoted about anything ever again. The legacy of the Bush years has not dimmed nor have thinking people forgotten just incompetent Rumsfeld was. This was the man who helped sell the war in Iraq, which drained the military of the resources necessary to stabilize Afghanistan just long enough for us to get the hell out.

Who knew Rumsfeld was such a racist asshole? The ape remark is appropriate for a man of his age and commensurate with thinking African-American males are not human and are ape-like in their facial features and in their intelligence. If you can publicly dehumanize the President of the United States in such a manner, you've established yourself as a public racist. Whatever decency Rumsfeld had vanished when he realized his legacy as a public servant is so full of holes as to be ridiculous. He has won the booby prize for being stupid and he knows it. In his soul, he knows just how bad he was and just how horrible of a job he did in the service of his country. That he does not have the decency to sit at home in a dark room and hide his shame is neither here nor there--he's a Republican, and the media establishment drags around a hard-on for his every batted eyelash.

A man who neither respected nor tolerated or encouraged diplomacy should never comment on it, ever. His track record is too terrible to consider. This is a man who could have taken the United States to war with actual allies in a legitimate fashion. He derided them as old and watched in horror as American troops were blown sky-high in vehicles that were inferior to the ones our allies had in abundance.

When they reassess the Bush foreign policy of the 2000s, there will be a tendency to try to smooth over the mistakes, the blunders, the foolish statements and the gaffes. We went to war with the Army we had, and we dealt with some known unknowns, but the whole enterprise was such a mind-blowing clusterfuck that there really is no precedent, save Vietnam, in American history. The difference has been, instead of Nixon, we had Obama to get us out, and get us out he did, with minimal fuss and no indictments.

The next American president who extricates the American military and diplomatic apparatus from a war of choice that has gone south on us should hire some good lawyers and put people like Don Rumsfeld under the jail, not in the jail.

This is the legacy of Donald Rumsfeld.

President Obama's legacy? Getting us out of Iraq will be a big part of it.

Monday, March 24, 2014

A Public Relations Disaster For Malaysia


You couldn't have asked for a worse reaction to the announcement from the Malaysian Government that MH-370 crashed in the South Indian Ocean:
Just before the relatives were briefed in a conference room, four emergency medical workers entered, dressed in bright orange uniforms. A bed on wheels also was pushed inside.
After some time, relatives emerged, sobbing loudly. A few pushed and shoved one another, overcome with grief. Some people were wheeled out on the bed. One group of relatives smashed a photojournalist's camera lens.
A relative rushed out of the room, screaming, "You announce this information today. ... Is it really confirmed? What's your proof? We've been waiting for 17 days. You simply tell us this! Where is the proof? It's wrong to announce the information like this!"
A Chinese grandmother staggered out of the conference room, screaming, "The Communist Party has to help me! My son, my daughter-in-law and granddaughter were all on board! All three family members are gone. I am desperate!"
She sobbed and fell to her knees.
Hours after Razak's press conference, a committee representing some of families of the 154 Chinese and Taiwanese passengers aboard Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 sharply criticized the Malaysian government in a statement, accusing authorities of deliberate search delays and cover-ups, China's state-run CCTV reported.
"If our 154 relatives aboard lost their lives due to such reasons, then Malaysia Airlines, the Malaysian government and the Malaysian military are the real murderers that killed them," the statement said, according to CCTV.
The Malaysian Government doesn't give two shits about anyone or anything other than getting this out of the newspapers and off television. Malaysia and China have a day of reckoning coming if the families continue to receive extensive media coverage. Countries have gone to war over less, to be blunt about it. China and Malaysia are facing strained relations because of how this was handled. The national image of Malaysia is now that of a bungled, incompetent search for truth about a plane that vanished because it is a third world nation trying to exist in a first world that does not tolerate the loss of life among people affluent enough to fly on planes.

I am wondering if the Chinese government isn't playing up this disaster; the outbursts and the expressions of emotion are incidents that would extremely embarrass the Chinese government if they were directed at an airline based out of China and, as such, they would have been heavily censored. Here, the opposite is true--the censors are allowing these extreme statements against the Malaysian government.

This really has been a fiasco, and a tragic one, through and through.

Pandora's Caberet in Waterbury, Connecticut


My grandson and I were there: holla back, FOOLS!

I hasten to describe how difficult it was to visit Pandora's after my grandson Chip and I made the decision to sample Waterbury's night life. Chip is going to graduate high school this spring, barring any more academic moves against him, but he is 18 and they let him into the establishment. We did enjoy ourselves, but we did not appreciate all of that gunfire.

It seemed to detract from the table dance we had paid for because you could tell the poor young lady was nervous. I also thought she was a bit under weight as well, but when I suggested she add a few more pounds, she asked the bouncer to remove me for being rude. I offered up advice for a woman on how to put on "curvy" weight as opposed to babyfat weight, but to no avail. I have all of the science on this, and it requires eating the right amount of Doritos with cream cheese.

Chip stayed until they made everyone leave, and I still don't know how he got home. I left with a woman named Bubbles or Jennifer, depending on whether or not her lisp was acting up, and we went to Wing it On because duh.

Caring About People is More Important Than Caring About Business


I know my priorities are often out of whack, but shouldn't there be more of a focus on the recovery of the people who were actually, you know, blown to fucking pieces in Boston and their families and how they're coping with their losses?

Perhaps it is just my nutty way, but I care more about the people than I do about the bars and shops and restaurants. I know they employ people, but I think we can all agree that the ones who were actually killed and maimed and their families mean more than someone's profit margin.

Saturday, March 22, 2014

G.I. Jeff


I can't wrap my brain around how amazing this is going to be:
Given that knowing is half the battle, it’s about time you received more intel aboutCommunity‘s animated episode. Airing April 3, “G.I. Jeff” pays tribute to the ’80s animated series G.I. Joe, and you can take your first peek at the Study Group reimagined as figures of action in the photos above and below: There’s Jeff (Joel McHale) as Wingman (yes, he has a backpack with wings), Annie (Alison Brie) as Tight Ship, Britta (Gillian Jacobs) as Buzzkill, and Shirley as Three Kids.
“[G.I. Joe] was something from our childhood that was very important to us and we had fond memories of it, and we thought it would be a cool way to do another animated episode,” executive producer Chris McKenna tells EW. “Like all Community episodes, it takes on a certain style. This one has a very specific story reason for it. I don’t want to give too much away, but our characters find themselves on a Wizard of Oz-type journey through the world of G.I. Joe. … There’s a mystery that Jeff in particular has to get to the bottom of.”
Will this season conclude with paintball? Will it all end in tears? Will there be an actual finale?

I'm in awe of how good this season has been.

Friday, March 21, 2014

Kermit Gosnell Thrived Because of the Anti-Abortion Movement


Brandon McGinley is yet another conservative pro-life warrior wannabe who is trying to link Planned Parenthood to the actions of Kermit Gosnell, the horrible man who performed illegal backroom abortions in Philadelphia.

Planned Parenthood condemned Gosnell and pointed out something that should be understood by now. The pro-life movement causes a hell of a lot of problems for women, and it isn't even that good at stopping abortions or knowing what's going on:
In a March piece for the Huffington Post, Kate Michelman, the former president of NARAL Pro-Choice America, and Carol E. Tracy, the executive director of the Women's Law Project, wrote that one reason that poor minority women went to Kermit Gosnell's house of horrors was that they were driven there by fear of anti-abortion protestors outside Planned Parenthood facilities in Philadelphia. They cite the story of one woman, Davida Clarke Johnson, who said "the picketers out there, they just scared me half to death," leading her to turn to Gosnell in 2001. "[P]rotesters (ironically) were not an issue" at Gosnell's clinic, Michelman and Tracy write. Amanda Marcotte repeated the charge in SlateMonday.

Intrigued by the accusation, I reached out to Edel Finnegan, director of the Pro-Life Union of Greater Philadelphia, which runs the anti-abortion protests in the city, according to other groups involved in the abortion fight in the state.
Finnegan refuted the report and confirmed that Gosnell's Women's Medical Society was in fact on the Pro-Life Union's radar for decades, and was not exempted from its picketing or prayer. "We were involved with praying outside of the Gosnell facility. For about 20 years, there was a group of people going out on the second Saturday of the month" to area abortion facilities, she told me.

That makes the Pro-Life Union of Greater Philadelphia perhaps the single longest-standing regular outside observer of Gosnell's clinic, which was last inspected by state authorities in 1993 before a Feb. 18, 2010, raid on it by an FBI team going after what it thought was an illegal prescription mill uncovered the dire conditions at the abortion facility located on the same site. "Every Saturday morning," clinic neighbor Bill Baumann said in the Gosnell documentary 3801 Lancaster, "the priests and the antiabortionists were out front praying the rosary."


If you take the health of women seriously, if you work to improve the economic prospects of women, if you pay them as much as men are paid, and if you give them access to health care, they have fewer abortions. Scare tactics send them to facilities that are unsafe and create future Kermit Gosnells. If you deny them access to health care and fair wages, abortions increase in this country. And if you use terror tactics, you end up with backroom abortion horror stories and dead women.

I mean, it's not that hard to understand.

The Dignity of Honest Labor


This is one of the most important op-ed pieces of the year so far:
Americans are mostly disconnected from the labor movement — only 6.7 percent of private sector workers are part of a union — and that means we’ve become disconnected from the idea of solidarity. Instead, we have an ill-defined feeling that we should do something for those worse off than ourselves, something that often turns into a pity-charity complex. Rebuilding the social safety net is a good start, but something more powerful would be a real understanding that we’re all in this together.
I heard that understanding in the voice of Alex Shalom, another low-wage worker who stood up for himself and his co-workers against his boss — this time, his boss at Bank of America. “I think people need to know that tellers are just cashiers with ties on,” Shalom told me, placing himself squarely in the same movement as McDonald’s and Wal-Mart workers. The perceived class difference between a bank worker in a suit and a fast-food worker in a logo baseball cap evaporates when the rent comes due, and many of us know what it’s like to do the math of monthly bills and find you’re coming up short.
We need a movement that makes us feel strong — all of us, whether we work at Burger King or Bank of America or an automobile plant or in journalism. That means not just focusing on the poverty but also the power in the voices of a group of workers on the street outside the Wendy’s where one of their colleagues was just fired for organizing. It means giving those workers and their strikes the credit for the wins when they do come. Too often, people derive something that feels like strength from remembering that someone else has it worse. But that’s temporary, and real strength comes from all of us being strong together.
Any movement which empowers working Americans to attack the bullshit used to marginalize their lives is going to have to overcome the need to remain isolated in communities designed to prevent people from gathering to talk about their issues. I would love to see a movement that used America's churches, but nobody goes to church anymore, except for maybe older Americans who have left the workforce. Could a chat room on a video game platform serve as the meeting hall of this century? How do you get people from a broad range of backgrounds in one place together so that they can see, with their own eyes, that the bank employee and the brick layer and the shelf stocker have a lot more in common than they realize?

Well, you need a world war to do that, as awful as that sounds. You need a draft, a conscription, and you need millions in uniform, held in place by necessity and warehoused like cattle so that they can rub up against, literally and figuratively, their own kind from all over. The thing that helped build this country was a pair of world wars that brought disparate members of American society together in one place for an extended period of time. They had to learn to get along. The kid from Ohio had to learn to get along with the kid from Montana and the kid from Florida. They had to live under one roof and figure out what it was that they had in common.

Works Progress Administration projects were attacked, endlessly, along with all of the other New Deal initiatives. They weren't all individually successful but they did bring dignity to labor. From that effort to destroy the New Deal was born Reaganism and a hatred for government which survives as practically the only idea the Republican Party has had, other than war, for twenty years.To these people, the only sacrifice necessary should come from the poor. It used to be, sacrifice was shared across the American political spectrum, especially during the Progressive Era and in the aftermath of the trust-smashing years. Once the robber barons were done, Americans shared in the misery of the Depression.

Their collective shared sacrifice helped the labor movement immensely. As an example, by the time he was 25 years old, my grandfather had worked in the Civilian Conservation Corps, which sent him up and down the State of Minnesota to work in different camps. He had been in the Army, and sent from basic training to Hawaii, and then to the South Pacific for months of war. When he was sent home, he enlisted in the army a second time and went to Europe. He had, with virtually no education, developed a worldliness that is difficult for us to imagine, all of it in the service of the country. No wonder he became dedicated to organized labor and the protection of Social Security benefits while never hating anyone who had more or less than he did. And, while always poor financially, he was connected to the idea that he had common cause with people who worked for a living.

When the wealthy in this country managed to destroy those connections in the 1980s, he was rolled over like everybody else who had organized unions in this country. He was cheated, by an early death, out of the benefits he had fought for. If he had lived, those benefits would have been drained away by now.

The issues faced by the poor are inherently American ones, and they deserve to be heard. That could be you, working hard like the folks you've spent your whole live looking down upon, and the way things are going, you'll know it before everyone else does. You'll know when you are one of them but you won't know what to do because they have conditioned everyone that any agitation against the wealthy class in this country is worse than anything imaginable. That's what is radically different today from the forty year period after the end of World War II. You dare not criticize the rich, and you better stay home and disorganized.

CBS and LinkedIn Have Quite the Deal


Not that anyone cares, but CBS News.com has seen fit to run a pair of news items--in the place where news items appear--about LinkedIn. Both are not-so-clever puff pieces.

Am I to now infer that what appears in the news feed for CBS News is marketing bullshit? I'm thinking that's what I'm supposed to believe now.

Wrong About Everything


There is nothing more maddening to see people who have been wrong about everything treated with deference and respect, and then asked for their opinions, again and again.

Alan Simpson was a United States Senator a long time ago and now he is a shill for the rich. A so-called straight shooter who never said anything remotely relevant about the economic suffering of working Americans, he embodied the fetish pundits have for a man who preaches a gospel of sticking a broomstick up the ass of anyone who makes less than $50,000 a year in order to shake out a few more coins. The hungry kids in your school district are not his problem and never were and never will be, ever. He is as out of touch and as remote from American economic reality as any other privileged American politician or insider. He famously proposed a bi-partisan version of killer austerity and he ended up being wrong about everything.

You would think that such a discredited person--and such discredited ideas--would pass into the obscurity that they deserve. No, collective amnesia sets in, and the collective wisdom that dictates that only the poor should suffer economic hardship and pain continues under another guise. Does Simpson have a telegenic, plucky kid who can carry the flag for austerity? Someone give that kid a job.

Thursday, March 20, 2014

Benghazi Broke Up His Marriage


If this President had set a better example about telling the truth, Johnny Weir would probably still be married.

Thanks, Obama. Your lies about Benghazi have shattered two more lives.

Rich Lowry Gets it Right


I don't think I have ever agreed with Rich Lowry (in the New York Post!) about anything, ever, but I agree with him about this:
In a feat that would have been unimaginable a few decades ago, the anti-vaccine movement has managed to breathe life into nearly vanquished childhood diseases.
It took all the ingenuity and know-how we are capable of to find safe, effective ways to dramatically diminish diseases like measles and whooping cough in the developed world; it took all the hysteria and willful ignorance we are capable of to give them a boost. A developer of the measles vaccine, Dr. Samuel Katz, says the question “is not whether we shall see a world without measles, but when.”
Not if Jenny McCarthy has anything to say about it. The former Playboy model and current co-host of “The View” is a leading light of the anti-vaccine movement. She has a boy with autism-like symptoms that she is convinced were caused by the vaccine for measles, mumps, and rubella (MMR). You can credit her passion for her child, sympathize with her heartbreak — and still cringe at her wholly irrational cause.
Now, Lowry does not go so far as to decry the anti-intellectualism and anti-science buffoons in the conservative movement, but that's okay. The shocking thing here is that you have a conservative pundit attacking from the position of believing in science. So, about that whole climate change thing...

There Are Two Kinds of Law in the Military


Yeah, whatever:
Brig. Gen. Jeffrey Sinclair — who struck a plea deal after being accused of sexually assaulting his former lover — was sentenced Thursday to pay $24,100 in fines and restitution, but not jailed or demoted.
One congresswoman called the sentence "laughable," but Sinclair was all smiles after learning his fate.

"The system worked. I've always been proud of my Army," he said outside the Fort Bragg, N.C., courthouse. "All I want to do now is go north and hug my kids and my wife."
The system did NOT work because justice was never served nor was credibility given to the idea that there should be a single standard for conduct. General Sinclair's colleagues saved his ass from a felony conviction and from spending the rest of his life registered as a predatory sex offender. 

This is what happens in the Army--there is a UCMJ for the enlisted and there's one for the officers. The one that they use on the enlisted scum ruins their lives, takes their money, and trashes their future. The one used on Sinclair gives him a slap on the wrist. If he had been wearing the stripes of a Master Sergeant, he would be on his way to Leavenworth right now. This is very similar to how it is in the civilian world. Instead of money, a commission as a officer gives the holder the same advantages as someone with money to spend on a good lawyer.

His family knows what kind of a man he is. God help them if he decides to actually follow through on his threat to hug them. A violent man just got away with it. His next victim will understand this, fully and completely.

The Death of a Reprehensible Man


The death of Fred Phelps today should have gone unnoticed. He was an unremarkable man whose attempt at trolling the good people of the United States of America was simply shock marketing for a brand that was worthless. He and his religious movement existed on the fringe of American society, using the phrase "God Hates Fags" as a way of gaining attention. If Phelps and his clan had simply behaved as religious kooks without the hate messages, no one would be laughing today at his demise.

Even reprehensible and irresponsible Americans enjoy a level of freedom not found in many other countries. With his death, Phelps proves the greatness of America, even if the country is sickened by his life's work.

Wednesday, March 19, 2014

Greg Gutfeld Writes a Book About Hating


Greg Gutfeld hates people who are "cool."

Correct me if I'm wrong, but it's not 1977 and nobody uses that term anymore in any meaningful sense. It's an outdated term that no longer has cachet with younger people. So, what's the point of writing a book when you can't even understand the culture? Are cool people only the ones who oppose Gutfeld's conservative agenda?

Nobody likes hipsters but who's losing sleep over it? Greg Gutfeld, apparently. This is the manifestation of conservative anti-intellectualism. Knowing things means you are cool and cool is the enemy of the conservative book troll.

Godless in Vermont


God has been shunted aside in Vermont:
Once again a new Gallup Poll has reported that Vermont is the least religious state in the country, with only 22% of the people willing to call themselves "very religious." On the other side of the poll, there is Mississippi, where a whopping 61% of citizens lay claim to that self-description. But what does it really mean to be "very religious" and not just spiritual?
I don't put much stock in things like this; statistics are useful when they actually prove a point. To poll people and ask them about religion isn't exactly a scientific exploration of population characteristics. I do think that this polling is useful for determining the lifestyle choices found in an area.

Godlessness, or the absence of religion, is growing at an accelerated rate because traditional religions fail people and they are no longer the cohesive glue holding small groups together. What was critical a hundred years ago in a town of 300 people is meaningless now that the same place serves as the bedroom community for a larger city where people work and shop. Consumerism is the religion of America. The growth of a secular lifestyle means that there will be a growing number of abandoned church properties in America. Some entrepreneur should start a company that rehabilitates churches into viable properties.

No wonder then that things like Yoga and meditation are so important for people living the Vermont lifestyle. They have found the thing that centers them and being afraid of Cotton Mather's vengeful, angry God is like still owning dot matrix printer.

Tuesday, March 18, 2014

Preventable


This is definitely the action language of an angry investigator:
Supervisors of the gunman who killed 12 people at the Washington Navy Yard last year noticed his erratic behavior well before the shooting but did not reveal any problems to the government, a Navy investigation has found.
“Had this information been reported, properly adjudicated and acted upon, [Aaron] Alexis’s authorization to access secure facilities and information would have been revoked,” the report said — and the shooting might have been prevented.
An official Navy investigation unveiled Tuesday by Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel and other top Pentagon officials blamed IT contractor Hewlett-Packard and its subcontractor, The Experts, for deciding not to take any action dealing with Alexis’s deteriorating “emotional, mental or personality condition, even when they had concerns that Alexis may cause harm to others.”
Someone wants to put the subcontractor (The Experts) out of business. This may damage Hewlett-Packard's immediate plans to continue to be a top-tier government contractor, but it won't put them out of business.
Newport city police officers made a note about one of their encounters with Alexis last August, in which he complained about “some sort of microwave” being used to control him. The city police even faxed a copy of their incident report to the naval base security office with the note: “FYI on this. Just thought to pass it on to you in the event this person escalates.”
Alexis’s supervisors were aware of all this as it was taking place, according to the report, and went so far as to contact his mother about his paranoid behavior. She told the company human resources office that “this was not the first episode he had experienced,” the report said.
A spokesman for HP, Michael Thacker, told POLITICO the company had no information before the Navy Yard shooting that Alexis “posed a threat to others or had a propensity for violence.” The fault lay entirely with its former subcontractor, Thacker said.
“As the Navy investigation report confirms, The Experts was aware of significant information about Aaron Alexis that was not known to HP,” Thacker said. “Yet, The Experts made a decision to send Alexis back to work after the incident in Newport, R.I., without sharing any of this information with HP or the government. Based on what we learned about The Experts’s conduct, on Sept. 25 HP terminated its relationship with The Experts.”
At the beginning of last September, Alexis exchanged emails with the “president of Freedom from Covert Harassment and Surveillance discussing, ‘constant bombardment from some type of ELF weapon,’” the report said. The Navy uses Extremely Low Frequency radio waves to communicate with deeply submerged submarines.
Both companies could face some expensive lawsuits, however. HP is desperately trying to sever their relationship to The Experts; at one time, it probably looked good on paper to pair them up and acquire a lucrative contract. The end result of that allowed a nutcase to have access to a secure facility. The language of this report is refreshingly free of doublespeak and ambiguity. The blame is leveled and the allegations are clear--someone failed to get this man out of the intelligence community.

An "FYI" isn't much of a "CYA."

Of course, this is really an indictment of the way we handle the mentally ill and how we have failed to restrict their access to firearms. No one wants to talk about that, however. If we actually had a sensible program where people who are mentally ill are prevented from buying guns, there might be fewer shootings.

Stalinism

The elimination of Stalin's cult of personality was undertaken with somber dedication almost as soon as he was dead; it took the Georgians sixty years to remove his statue and it served as proof that disowning a favorite son was one way to stick it to the Russians. The idea was, let's keep the empire but disavow the tactics of the architect. For a Crimean woman to brandish his photo like this is absurd; she is ignorant of Ukraine's history of being starved and purged and slaughtered at the hands of Stalin's thugs in the 1930s. She is either being paid to be happy about something she understands or she is an addled Russian woman who has hated Ukrainians all her life.

Now that Stalin is back as an icon of Russian/Soviet dominance, if I were a moderately successful young person living in the Baltic nations, my ass would be halfway to America by now. If there isn't a brain drain soon, I am guessing there will be. Nations mean nothing to the new Stalin, and Putin wants his empire restored. He is dictator for life of the new Russia and it's time to demonstrate this to the peasants.

Monday, March 17, 2014

Jim Irsay is Too Cheap to Hire a Driver

If you're a billionaire who owns a professional football team, why wouldn't you just get drunk and drive yourself around? If you're on drugs and you have hundreds, if not thousands, of employees, why wouldn't you just tool around town in your own ride?

Somehow, some way, Jim Irsay became the poster boy for getting loaded on the cheap and being dumb enough to drive around in his home town.

Benghazi, Bitch


Everyone knows that Paul Walker died because of Benghazi, and now Aaron Paul is being denied a successful film career because of Benghazi.

Thanks Obama. Thanks a lot.

Americans have turned on the souped-up racing care genre and the manliness of racing a fiberglass clown car because of the wussification of the population, courtesy of America's surrender and defeat in Benghazi.

Ty Burrell as a successful voice actor? Wouldn't have happened if we had secured our personnel in Benghazi, bitch.

The Ballot Box Has Spoken


The situation with Ukraine and the Crimean region has descended into farce.

The "people" voted for independence, and so this is like the Balkans all over again. The ethnic Russians in Crimea decided to leave Ukraine. They did so by using democracy. They voted for it. To the world, Crimea is not a country or a nation. To the Russians, neither is Ukraine.

What can the Western nations really do in the face of such a trick? The Russians are masters at mocking all things democratic and don't care about losing money. They have stolen enough already to last them a lifetime.

Friday, March 14, 2014

A Window Into the Soul of the Deep South


These are comments below the story about how Senator Lindsey Graham's wannabe opponent referred to him as "ambiguously gay."

Hilarious.

The Russians Don't Care About Money


This is typical of the thinking on what Russia will or won't do in the days ahead about annexing the Crimea region, and it's wrong:
Against such a background, Putin’s warning that sanctions would “boomerang” back on the West rings hollow indeed. To be sure, the United States and especially Europe would suffer under sanctions. Germany, in particular, has much to lose. A big part of its exports provide Russia with the heavy equipment, metallurgy, and fine machinery that that Putin’s economy can no longer produce for itself. Meanwhile, the European Union depends on Russia for a touch over a third of its natural gas flows. Obviously sanctions would force Europe to scramble to substitute for Russian purchases and energy supplies. A temporary easing of European budget austerity could help a lot with the former, while with the latter, the United States could help by pushing out more gas exports. But even if the West would suffer in an economic confrontation, and Ukraine still worse, there can be no doubt that Russia would lose still more, especially if at the same time the West cut off investment options.

Russia has already calculated what sanctions will cost them, and they don't care. They do care about power and influence and they do need the territory of the Crimea as a way of reconstituting a thriving, influential state.

Vladimir Putin is a Russian populist who wants to build an empire before he dies. He wants not only the throne but vast borders surrounding him. He wants a people who are confident but fearful of his displeasure. He already has billions. He doesn't care if the rich suffer, nor does he care if everyone else suffers along with them. He cares about building a stronger Russia through their sacrifice.


This is not about history or economics. Both are irrelevant to a Russia that faces an aging population and demographic annihilation. What does matter is having as much of the old Soviet empire well within their sphere of influence and that is why no one in the Baltic region should sleep easy at night. The Russians can survive sanctions and, thanks to the nearing of the end of winter, they can survive reduced demand for energy from Europe. What they can't survive is the continued destruction of the Russian soul, and that soul is wrapped up in controlling Ukrainian territory.

You may as well ask the English to give up Wales. They won't do it and they don't care how much money you wave under their nose.

The State of New Jersey vs Tesla Motors


Elon Musk details his dispute with the State of New Jersey:
On Tuesday, under pressure from the New Jersey auto dealer lobby to protect its monopoly, the New Jersey Motor Vehicle Commission, composed of political appointees of the Governor, ended your right to purchase vehicles at a manufacturer store within the state. 
Governor Christie had promised that this would be put to a vote of the elected state legislature, which is the appropriate way to change the law. When it became apparent to the auto dealer lobby that this approach would not succeed, they cut a backroom deal with the Governor to circumvent the legislative process and pass a regulation that is fundamentally contrary to the intent of the law.
The whole thing is a stunning indictment of anti-capitalism and the shitstorm of corruption that surrounds Chris Christie. Go buy a Tesla in New Jersey and make the fat man and his cronies cry.

Hating Science Will Only Make Your Kid Sicker


There isn't anything surprising about this story. The return of diseases that we stamped out long ago is not exactly how the 21st Century was supposed to go. I figured that, by now, at least, we'd have dispensed with the anti-science and anti-vaccination arguments. Guess again.

When people who think they are smart are exposed for being dumbfucks, this is what they do. They double down and they don't care if their kids get hurt. That's a megalomania that has driven the world forever. Catching someone doing something dumb makes them either admit it or enter into denial and self-delusion. These are the times of self-delusion, and the irresponsible people who tout anti-vaccination ideas are always going to win a certain skeptical percentage of the population.

Facts and evidence aren't worth much anymore.

Arthur Chu Lost Because of Benghazi

I'm getting sick of this meme, but I suppose there really are people who believe that everything that goes wrong in the world is entirely because of Benghazi. Some of those people are nuts and one of them is Lindsey Graham. Consider this gratuitous click bait.

Sovereign Citizens Stole My House


Not that there's a miniseries or a TV show in something like this, but there probably is:
A Georgia judge didn’t mince words when he sentenced two “sovereign citizens” who illegally attempted to use frivolous court filings and squatting to take possession of homes.
Their actions “were nothing but thievery and burglary,” Cobb Superior Court Judge A. Gregory Poole told Susan Lorraine Weidman, 52, of Kennesaw, Ga., and co-defendant Matthew Lowery, 29, of Alpharetta, Ga., at sentencing hearings last Friday, the Marietta Daily Journal reported.
“This was no experiment,” the judge said. “You had folks breaking into houses, changing the locks and outright thieving. It was just incredulous to me that a citizen could think she could get away with this.”
The sovereign citizen movement is a blight upon the rule of law. In this case, the woman pictured above made up the law, made up a lawyer, and tried to represent herself as having some understanding of the legal process. All she ended up with was a bunch of changed locks and a couple of decades in prison.

Modern television thrives on depictions of dark, desperate people who break the law. Half the decent shows on TV are exactly that sort of thing and the rest are just lame comedies. You could do a whole show around a woman whose kids and lovers and friends just steal shit by filing bogus legal papers. Give me a call, HBO.

Wednesday, March 12, 2014

He Is the One Who Can Ask


The Director of Central Intelligence has forgotten how everything works:
The normally cool and calm director of the CIA, John Brennan, may have flinched Tuesday. After a scathing speech from Sen. Dianne Feinstein, the chair of the committee that oversees his agency, Brennan largely defended the CIA from charges that it illegally spied on Senate staffers poring through documents related to the agency’s black site program.
But the CIA chief also left open the prospect that he may have been wrong. “If I did something wrong,” Brennan said. “I will go to the president and I will explain to him what I did and what the findings were. And he is the one who can ask me to stay or to go.”
In Washington, where politicians have mastered the art of the mea culpa, those words would not normally warrant much attention. But for John Brennan, a man entrusted with secrets on everything from Obama’s drone war to his cyber espionage campaign against Iran, Brennan’s talk amounts to a kind of dare.
The President does not ask. He tells.

If the Senate committee that oversees the CIA is up in arms about being spied on, you can be rest assured that it won't be up to the President whether John Brennan stays or goes--it will be a removal based on the fact that the oversight and compliance carried out by the Senate has found him wanting and unethical. The noise making process has begun. Senator Feinstein is after Brennan's hide. This is how the Congress can impose its will on the President; and if the President digs in his heels, he will have to fight to keep him.

Is Brennan worth a fight with the Senate? No, he is not. He should resign by Friday afternoon if, in fact, the CIA did spy on Congress in any way, shape or form. And the DNI should follow him out the door. A clean sweep is overdue.

At this point, the intelligence community is so badly managed and run that it would take a miracle to restore any semblance of trust in the CIA or any of the other organizations inside of the umbrella. Chuck Hagel should really be the one to assess whether it is cost effective to keep all of these agencies full of contractors and cost overruns.

Tuesday, March 11, 2014

I Said a Young Man Ain't Got Nothin' in the World These Days


I think that this article from The Atlantic hits the nail on the head--we have to deal with a rise in the population of young males or instability could be commonplace. Think of what would happen if a bunch of young men voted for the economic self-interest and threw a few Republican senators out of office--the country would collapse.

Much of what causes turmoil in countries like Pakistan, Egypt, and India stems in large part from the fact that it is prohibitively expensive for a young man to marry and thus, many of them become obsessed or socially confused and engage in criminal activity. Women have a civilizing effect on the male population and no where is that more true than in places where the civilizing effect is being missed because everyone is poor and can't afford anything.

A great way to temper this and spread stability would be to engage in trade and commerce and attempt to lift the standard of living of poor young males. This would be like paying them to stay calm and it would be money well spent. I think it would be a mistake to ignore the impact of culture and religion, but there are some things that could be helped by applying commonsense economics.

Saturday, March 8, 2014

Proof That Republicans Don't Do the Technology Thing Well


As Photoshop goes, this is the worst of all worlds. What an absolute piece of shit.

Republicans don't do technology. They just let the intern with the least amount of grease on his chin give it a try and, an hour later, what you see is what you get.

I mean, how hard is it to do a decent job of photoshopping something? And it turns out like this?

Wow.

Rocky & Bullwinkle


The cartoon that was never really for kids is back in a somewhat modern fashion and it is still as visually subversive as always. Rocky and Bullwinkle are back and the artwork is excellent. And, given the fact that Vladimir Putin is now the Bond Villain he always was, what a marketing coup. These things will sell themselves.

Friday, March 7, 2014

Obama Made it So Chewbacca Looks Like the Cowardly Lion

Another brave conservative warrior is forced to hold a purple plastic lightsaber and lock horns with Obamacare so that his creepy Google Glasses can focus on a hottie in a muumuu. Damn it, Benghazi. Damn you to hell for this.

The New Design


As an experiment, I have stripped down four of the blogs that work in concert with this one and I have given them a look and feel which is more friendly for tablets and phones. There is one post on the front page, and then you navigate backwards. I have reduced the amount of widgets and whatnot down to almost nothing.

This means that the blogs load much faster, and give a little better performance for people who use devices. Given the changes that are coming every single day, this cleaner and sleeker look should provide a better experience for all.

The content won't change. I'm afraid we'll stay awful until the bitter, screaming end.

Thursday, March 6, 2014

This is a Stretch


In case you didn't think that the President's critics weren't capable of going too far, here's William Voegeli reaching back as far as possible in order to make a convoluted point about nothing:
Such resigned cynicism is, of course, exactly what Barack Obama was supposed to deliver us from. “Hope and Change” meant hoping for that change. At the Iowa Democratic party’s Jefferson-Jackson Day Dinner in November 2007, Obama gave a speech so well received it propelled him to victory in the Iowa caucuses, then to winning the presidential nomination and election. The candidate declared, “Telling the American people what we think they want to hear, instead of telling the American people what they need to hear, just won’t do.” Democrats, he said, have “always made the biggest difference in the lives of the American people . . . when we summoned the entire nation to a common purpose — a higher purpose.”
I sit here every single goddamned day, pissed off that what President Obama said in 2007 before the Iowa caucuses didn't exactly pan out, too. I have a well-worn printed copy of Obama's speech, and it has been hi-lited and thumbed through and memorized and cried over. There are stains on the pages--my tears of rage. I am so, so bummed.

The Barack Obama of 2007 didn't see the insanity of the modern Republican Party coming--no one did. No one could have predicted that a Tea Party takeover of the GOP would result in people like Ted Cruz being placed in charge of things. If you saw Ted Cruz coming in 2007, good for you. No one else did.

The thing about Obamacare is this--the hand was extended across the table. The process was opened up. And then the Republicans lost their minds and allowed their paranoia about someone inconveniencing their millionaire patrons and sent their phony grass roots people to townhall meetings and everything went south. The process of negotiating the details was excruciating. A lot of good ideas, like single payer insurance, were thrown out in order to appease Republicans. Compromises were made and the law was watered down.

And yet, none of the Republicans voted for it. They can't take any credit for the success so their obsession with speeches from 2007 looks as pathetic as it really is. This is the end of an intellectual argument that they were ill-equipped to have in the first place. This is their sunset and they know it.

Liz Wahl is as Brave as Any Phony Out There


The sheer phoniness of Liz Wahl's on-air resignation doesn't seem to be getting much play.

Then there's this from James Kirchick's story:
Wahl initially reached out to me in August, after I launched my own impromptu protest on RT against Putin’s homophobic repression. Wahl felt morally compromised working for the network, she told me, but wasn’t yet prepared to quit.
When did Miss Wahl figure out that she needed to be an ethical person in order to remain marketable in the television field? Her best photos seem to be other there, and people are falling all over themselves to praise her for sticking it to Putin. The problem is, I can't believe she didn't know what this regime was like a year ago, two years ago, ten years ago. The Russians are not experiencing anything resembling democracy and the rule of law died in Russia before it was ever established in the wake of the fall of the Soviet Union.

What part of Putin's plan to be dictator for life did she miss? What part of the widespread killing of journalists did she fail to note?

I say she's a fraud.

This Calls For Some Judicial Activism


Guess what? It's legal now in the state of Massachusetts to take "up skirt" photos of women (and men, too, I would presume).
Massachusetts' highest court ruled Wednesday that it is not illegal to secretly photograph underneath a person's clothing -- a practice known as "upskirting" -- prompting one prosecutor to call for a revision of state law.
The high court ruled that the practice did not violate the law because the women who were photographed while riding Boston public transportation were not nude or partially nude.
"A female passenger on a MBTA trolley who is wearing a skirt, dress, or the like covering these parts of her body is not a person who is 'partially nude,' no matter what is or is not underneath the skirt by way of underwear or other clothing," wrote Justice Margot Botsford of the state Supreme Judicial Court.
It would seem to be an invasion of privacy, and it would look to me like the court is unable to distinguish between how to take a photo of someone in public and how to invade their privacy by compromising their person. It may be legal but it is not ethical to do something like this.

You cannot legislate against douchebaggery, but I suppose it would be an assault charge if a woman hit a man who was legally taking a photo up her skirt or dress. How insane is that?

Tuesday, March 4, 2014

Sarah Palin is Not Aging Well


Vladimir Putin could wrestle Benghazi and it wouldn't matter. This is all because of Benghazi and Benghazi knows it had it coming.

Also, have you noticed how medicated this woman appears to be? She's got the heavy eyelids of someone who is using a lot of diet pills and starts drinking wine at breakfast.

What if God Wants Us to Stop Shooting Each Other?


Holy cow. What do you do with this nonsense?
Did anyone see the plea from a young student that was on the Internet the day after the school shootings out East? God was asked how he could have allowed such a terrible thing to happen in his school. God’s reply, “I’m not allowed in schools.”
A late great evangelist wrote three years ago that our nation, with God thrown out by our friends in Washington, would suffer catastrophes more frequent, more deadly, more costly and increasing in size. Could it be?
While we wait for our nation to be forced to its knees in prayer, what can we do to protect our kids and grandkids? Air marshals work very well on planes. They are not in uniform and cannot be easily identified. It could work in schools if a few volunteer. Trained teachers carried concealed weapons. When the word got out, shooters may not be so brazen. Another well-known occurrence, about the theater shootings in Colorado, is that this theater was the only one in the area with signed posted “No guns allowed.” How do you think he picked the one he did?
Parade magazine had a story naming the weapons used in most killings. No. 1 was clubs or baseball bats, as in Cain and Abel. No. 2 was knives of all descriptions. Guns were further down the list. It surprised me, so I read it again.
Billy Graham was approached by Washington to help take a stand against guns. He replied that new gun laws could be passed every day but would not solve the problem — which is national moral decay.
What can we do? Vote for God-fearing candidates and please don’t list to the news media tearing them to shreds! Which they always do. Evaluate them yourself!


Wally Fink
Albert Lea
First of all, what if God looks like the image above? Still wanna worship him? I'll bet you don't.

Second of all, what if the emissaries of God are the ones trying to bring us gun control? Maybe God is trying to send us a message with all of these random killings of innocent people. What if that message is, "do something to stop making guns cheap and easily available to crazy people" and what if the people who want us to vote for God Fearing candidates like Wally Fink are doing the work of the devil?

It would seem to me that one way to shake the faith that people have in God is to spread senseless murder and mayhem everywhere, and that the best way to do that is to have a society where batshit crazy motherfuckers can get all the guns they want because of profit! and whatnot.

Are you trying to tell me that God is on the side of men who profit from selling weapons that kill other men? Wouldn't it be more intellectually honest to admit that maybe God just wants us to stop killing each other and that the only way he can get that message to us is through the election of un-Godly candidates who preach the horrible truth of gun control?

I know. Holy shit. No one has EVER thought of that before.

Can't Do Nothin' For Ya


This is about all we can do about Russia's invasion of the Ukraine:
The United States is halting all military engagement with Russia due to the crisis in Ukraine — including military exercises, meetings and port visits, the Pentagon said Monday.
"Although the Department of Defense finds value in the military-to-military relationship with the Russian Federation we have developed over the past few years to increase transparency, build understanding, and reduce the risk of military miscalculation we have, in light of recent events in Ukraine, put on hold all military-to-military engagements between the United States and Russia. This includes exercises, bilateral meetings, port visits and planning conferences," Pentagon spokesman Rear Admiral John Kirby said in a statement.
"We call on Russia to de-escalate the crisis in Ukraine and for Russian forces in Crimea to return to their bases, as required under the agreements governing the Russia Black Sea Fleet," he added.
The picture you see above is the entrance to the headquarters of a thing called EUCOM. Ask them how many divisions they have and then think about what matters: do we really want to go to war over Ukraine? Can we afford to do so?

If the answer is yes, then EUCOM needs forty divisions. America has them, but it will take us about a year to send them all over to Central Europe. From there, they will have to travel through Germany and Poland to reach Ukraine. 

If everyone wants war, then that's what it will take at the very least.

President Obama really has no options other than the diplomatic and economic ones. The United Nations and NATO have no divisions, either. Who will they send? They can't send anyone in time to save the Ukrainian forces under the Russian thumb in Crimea. They could send letters, and they could send envoys, and maybe a plane full of teddy bears, but that's about it.

It's sad, but lots of things are sad. Ignore the people who are commanding the president to lead or do something. They have no idea what it would take to eject a Russian land army from a former Soviet bloc satellite country.