Friday, March 8, 2013

Justin Bieber is Vanilla Ice

I'm not sure why your go-to guy for an examination of Justin Bieber is a fiction writer, but here's the easiest take I can give you on all of this:

Justin Bieber is simply the new Vanilla Ice. The hatred directed at him, the vacuous non-career built on phony adulation, and the fascination with being a gangsta whatever are all there, right for anyone to see. This kid is going to flame out fast, and he's going to end up having to keep it real while visiting the stoney lonesome.

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