Tuesday, February 7, 2012

You Cannot Wage Diplomacy Without Splenda


Boo hoo.

Rationed chicken wings? A depleted salad bar? And so it is time to pull several thousand diplomats and contractors out of Iraq? Why stop at half? Get ALL of the diplomats out of that hellhole now. I can't believe that we are not airdropping Splenda right this very instant. Surely there are helicopter gunships who can transfer at least thirty cases per chopper to the embassy complex? Someone can dash up on the roof and grab them one at a time and fling them to the terrified bunnies below.

The great neocon folly has crashed on the rocks of reality.

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