Thanks For Holding My Beer While I Lay Hands on This Magic Orb With My Peeps

The answer to the question, "how much more bizarre is this going to get?" is, none. It's not going to get any more bizarre than this. We have reached peak Trump. This is as insane as he's going to get and we are all witnessing the apex of his insanity. From now on, everything is going to settle down, he's going to pivot, and all will be well.

"Hey, can you hold both swords, my beer, and this glowing orb for a minute?"