An American Lion

These bears will eat you to get at your pudding

American military leaders, unleash the bears:

A bear killed two militants after discovering them in its den in Indian-administered Kashmir, police say.

Two other militants escaped, one of them badly wounded, after the attack in Kulgam district, south of Srinagar.

The militants had assault rifles but were taken by surprise - police found the remains of pudding they had made to eat when the bear attacked.

It is thought to be the first such incident since Muslim separatists took up arms against Indian rule in 1989.

The militants had made their hideout in a cave which was actually the bear's den, said police officer Farooq Ahmed.

The dead have been identified as Mohammad Amin alias Qaiser, and Bashir Ahmed alias Saifullah.

Bears are pretty good at hunting humans, and the reason why you don't hear more about it is because we don't do a good job of keeping bear kill statistics. Bear kill statistics are considerably under-reported because the bears don't submit to questioning very easily. They tend to eat people whole, leaving behind perhaps a leather shoe, a backpack, or a down jacket. Early Americans hunted bears to extinction in many areas because of how violent and how vicious bear kills were.

We could attach bears to the undercarriages of the various drones that we use--two holder arms under the front arms of the bear that release when the bear is going to be dropped off in an area known to have militants in caves. We could motivate the bears by feeding them raw meat--none of that fish crap. The only drawback is, what happens when the bears realize they're being duped and turn on us? What then?