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    Entries in Parenting (28)

    Monday
    08Mar2010

    Too Stupid to Educate the Kids

    I want to draw your attention to two things that struck me as being symptomatic of where America is headed as far as education is concerned—straight off of a cliff.

    In Kansas City, they want to close half of the public schools. As shocking as that might sound, the combined effects of mismanagement and declining enrollment should have already brought about that eventuality:

    Kansas City was held up as a national example of bold thinking when it tried to integrate its schools by making them better than the suburban districts where many kids were moving. The result was one school with an Olympic-sized swimming pool and another with recording studios.

    Now it’s on the brink of bankruptcy and considering another bold move: closing nearly half its schools to stay afloat.

    Schools officials say the cuts are necessary to keep the district from plowing through what little is left of the $2 billion it received as part of a groundbreaking desegregation case.

    Buffeted for years by declining enrollment, political squabbling and a revolving door of leadership, the district’s fortunes are so bleak that Superintendent John Covington has said diplomas given to many graduates “aren’t worth the paper they’re printed on.”

    At one point, the Kansas City school district had 75,000 students; today it has barely 35,000. In other words, people voted with their feet.

    In Detroit, people are not only voting with their feet, they are cringing when they read their E-mail:

    As if Detroit doesn’t have enough problems these days, the president of the city’s school board offered the shocking admission that he can’t pen a coherent sentence.

    Otis Mathis, who oversees the academic future of 90,000 public school students, told the Detroit News that he’s a “horrible writer” after reports surfaced that he sent a Feb. 29 e-mail to the financial manager of Detroit Public Schools that was rife with spelling, punctuation and usage errors.

    “If you saw Sunday’s Free Press that shown Robert Bobb the emergency financial manager for Detroit Public Schools, move Mark Twain to Boynton which have three times the number seats then students and was one of the reason’s he gave for closing school to many empty seats,” the e-mail read, according to the paper.

    Mathis, 56, of Detroit, has had difficulties with language as early as fourth grade, when he was placed in special education classes. His college degree was also held up for more than a decade due to repeatedly failing English proficiency exams required for graduation from Wayne State University, the paper reported.

    If you’re going to run things and educate kids, shouldn’t you be able to do math (declining enrollment means you need fewer schools) and write a sentence (huh? what the hell is that about?) or am I simply being ridiculous?

    Lowering our standards does not mean everyone gets to feel better about themselves. All it does is institutionalize marginal incompetence and stupidity. We don’t need that in a great nation. We need tougher standards, better schools, and people who can actually function as adults.

    Wednesday
    03Mar2010

    This is Always a Great Story

    Control Tower, JFK International Airport

    Anytime I can blog about a parent, their place of work, and a decision that was made without any common sense whatsoever, I’m going to blog about it:

    Air-traffic control tower employees at New York’s Kennedy Airport are under federal investigation for apparently allowing a school-age child to direct pilots.

    The FAA said the child was brought to the tower by its parent, a controller, on Feb. 17. The controller and the controller’s supervisor at the time have been relieved of their duties.

    “Pending the outcome of our investigation the employees involved in this incident are not controlling traffic,” the FAA said in a statement. “This behavior is not acceptable and does not demonstrate the kind of professionalism expected from all FAA employees.”

    When I was about twelve years old, Father made me the stunt driver for our Riot Control Vehicle testing facility. I was given a helmet, body pads, and a flame-retardant suit. Extensions were roped to my shoes so that I could reach the pedals of the riot control vehicle. A fire truck was parked near where I would eventually crash the vehicle. Usually, I was thrown clear, and, thanks to all of the pads and the helmet, I would just roll on the ground and put the flames out that way. If someone was able to get close enough to me after I had driven the riot control vehicle into the brick wall, the lamp post, or the burning stack of tires, I would get a dousing of water or chemical, depending on what our budget was like. I would crash the vehicles, or drive them until ramps put them on their backs, or until obstacles were able to tear out the wheels and the transmission. It was all extremely inappropriate, but huge fun for a boy trying to please his Father.

    Friday
    26Feb2010

    And I Thought I Was a Terrible Parent

    I won’t go into all of the awful things that I did as a parent—up to and including taking my three boys to Metallica concerts and paying roadies to beat up anyone who wouldn’t sit down in front of us so we could see them set up Lars’ drum kit—but at least I’m not this bag of nuts:

    Police said the mother of an elementary school student drank a 40 ounce bottle of malt liquor before brandishing a sword in her child’s school. The woman, 32, apparently intended to confront the parents of another child who had been in a spitting match with her child the previous day.

    According to court records, an employee at Riverview Elementary School in Memphis reported a drunk woman armed with a sword was running through the halls of the school and had threatened to cut her.

    Officers who arrived on the scene retrieved a black cane that concealed the blade.

    The woman charged with aggravated assault and having a weapon on school property.

    Can I live where she lives? That has to be the cutting edge of a new dawn in American culture—a dawn where anything goes, even spitting matches.

    What happened to the Chess Club? This used to be a geeky country. Now, it’s a drunken lout of a country, making use of the swords that the geeks thought were bitchen. And what’s with all of the sword attacks? Is this because you can go into specialty stores in cheap malls and buy knockoff swords made out of tin? Are we going to see a nationwide ban on swords perpetrated by some well-intentioned scold now?

    Thursday
    25Feb2010

    Quite the Freak Show

    Site of the plane crash at the IRS Building in Austin, TX

    In the aftermath of the crashing of a small plane into the Internal Revenue Service building in Austin, Texas, you see some of the reasons why Joseph Stack III did it:

    The widow of an Internal Revenue Service employee killed when a disgruntled taxpayer flew his plane into a seven-story building in Austin, Texas, last week is suing the pilot’s wife, according to court documents.

    Valerie Hunter, the wife of Vernon Hunter, is accusing Sheryl Stack, wife of Andrew Joseph “Joe” Stack III, of negligence, alleging she she knew or should have known that her husband was a threat to others and, thus, could have prevented the attack, according to the lawsuit filed Monday in Travis County District Court.

    “Stack was threatened enough by Joseph Stack that she took her daughter and stayed at a hotel the night before the plane crash. [She] owed a duty to exercise reasonable care to avoid a foreseeable risk of injury to others including [Vernon Hunter],” the suit says.

    The lawsuit also seeks to bar the release of Vernon Hunter’s autopsy report, saying that, if made public, it would cause Hunter’s family to suffer “severe and irreparable emotional distress.”

    Boy, do they sound dysfunctional. And I mean that in a good way. Jeebus.

    Monday
    22Feb2010

    Holy Joe Makes a Move to the Left

    I’d rather go skiing than wonder why Joe Lieberman is pretending to be a liberal…

    How else to explain a man who has sat at the knee of Senator John McCain and has courted the love of conservatives while incurring the wrath of liberals?

    The push to repeal Don’t Ask Don’t Tell will have an unlikely leader: Sen. Joe Lieberman.

    The famously centrist senator from Connecticut said Monday that he would be a sponsor of legislation to be introduced next week.

    “I will be proud to be a sponsor of the important effort to enable patriotic gay Americans to defend our national security and our founding values of freedom and opportunity,” Lieberman said in a statement. “I have opposed the current policy of preventing gay Americans from openly serving in the military since its enactment in 1993.

    “To exclude one group of Americans from serving in the armed forces is contrary to our fundamental principles as outlined in the Declaration of Independence and weakens our defenses by denying our military the service of a large group of Americans who can help our cause,” he said. “I am grateful for the leadership of President Obama to repeal the policy and the support of Secretary Gates and Chief of Staff Admiral Mullen.”

    In taking the lead on the legislation, Lieberman is breaking with close friend John McCain, who opposes rolling back the policy.

    This is because Senator McCain is as fresh as yesterday’s fishwrap, sir.

    Holy Joe wants to get re-elected, I guess; otherwise, he would be the fly in the ointment all over again and pretend to have some sort of ethical or moral advantage over all of us mortals.

    I have a pretty good hunch that J. D. Hayworth is going to smash McCain to pieces and run away with a Senate seat from Arizona. The only question, then, would be—who will bother wondering what Meghan McCain is saying on Twitter?

    Meghan McCain’s Infamous “Twitter” Self-Portrait

    Does Hayworth have a nutty twenty-something daughter who likes to get half naked and drunk on wine? For his sake, I hope she can string two sentences together and hold down a halter top.

    Monday
    22Feb2010

    Can I Go Hit This Son of a Bitch?

    I hate garden gnomes almost as much as I hate ignorant sons of bitches, sir

    I think it might be a good time to say, yes, I do preach tolerance and understanding. I do preach respectful commentary and patriotic dissent. I do think nonviolence is the way to go.

    Today, I admit that I am a weak man, and I would really like to flatten this son of a bitch for what he has said in public:

    Western Prince William Del. Bob Marshall, R-13th, says disabled children are God’s punishment to women who have aborted their first pregnancy.

    He made that statement last Thursday at a press conference to oppose state funding for Planned Parenthood.

    “The number of children who are born subsequent to a first abortion with handicaps has increased dramatically. Why? Because when you abort the first born of any, nature takes its vengeance on the subsequent children,” said Marshall, a Republican.

    “In the Old Testament, the first born of every being, animal and man, was dedicated to the Lord. There’s a special punishment Christians would suggest.”

    Marshall was among more than 20 people, mostly Christian pastors and clergy, who gathered for the press conference in the General Assembly Building.

    Lord above, help this goddamned fool see the error of his ways. Help this ignorant pig fucking douchebag see that his mouth has skipped way past where his brain could help keep him from offending so many suffering parents and anguished Americans.

    Mr. Marshall has no business being in public life with sentiments like that. Lord above, help take that man out of public life and help him see the error of his ways and the breathtakingly insane details of his reprehensible views. There is nothing Christian or ethical about this man; he is a fraud.