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    Sunday
    31Jan2010

    How the Mighty Have Fallen

    Hey, Miramax Films—I’m not interested in buying you:

    The Walt Disney Company has been quietly shopping what remains of its Miramax film unit and has secured seven to 10 interested bidders, according to a mergers and acquisitions expert with knowledge of the process.

    The initial discussions indicate a price of over $700 million for the Miramax name and its 700-film library, which is essentially all that remains of the once-mighty art house label, according to the person involved who declined to be identified because the negotiations are confidential.

    The interest is sharply higher than a year ago, when Disney briefly floated a Miramax sale but reconsidered because of the recession, reflecting a loosening of the debt markets. It may also indicate renewed interest in investing in entertainment.

    A Disney spokeswoman declined to comment.

    Harvey Weinstein and Bob Weinstein, who founded Miramax in 1979, are not among the bidders – so far. The Weinstein brothers sold Miramax to Disney in 1993 but ran it until 2005, when they left to found the Weinstein Company.

    Wasn’t this the studio that just won huge awards and accolades for yet another Coen Brothers film that figured out a new way to insult the audience? Interestingly, there’s an unreleased Jennifer Aniston film that Miramax is waiting to release, and no, it’s not called Boring Shit Sandwich.

    Yes, I went there.

    Wednesday
    20Jan2010

    A Movie I Don't Think I'll See

    John Wayne, True Grit, 1969

    Perhaps it’s my age showing, but I’m not interested:

    Paramount Pictures will release Joel and Ethan Coen’s remake “True Grit” on Christmas Day.

    At the same time, Par has taken “Footloose,” which was to open June 18, off the release calendar. Remake hit a major roadblock when Kenny Ortega dropped out as director, reportedly over creative differences. True Grit’s” high-profile release date positions the film for an awards run and allows the pic to capitalize on the holiday frame.

    Remake stars Jeff Bridges as U.S. Marshal Rooster Cogburn, the character made famous by John Wayne. Matt Damon also stars, playing the lawman who teams with Cogburn.

    It’s not that it wouldn’t be a good film. It probably will be…whatever films become. The original is too fresh in my memory. You see, for years, I imagined that I was Rooster Cogburn, although, without the eye patch and the overly-familiar way of speaking to people. The Coen Brothers are now just a big whatever to me. Yes, they like to do the inside jokes. At some point, their inside jokes and aimless mysteries and meaningless forays into pathos don’t hold my interest. This is not a character that lends itself to the way that the Coens have been making movies, so, kudos to them for trying something different. Perhaps they’ll remove the contempt they have for their audience from this project.

    Footloose? What the hell? I’m still not over the last one. I thought the dancing kids should have been jailed for their insouciance.

    I never link to Variety, but the outdated way in which they write their blurbs has always caught my eye. They use “Par” for Paramount, “pic” for picture, and they use “Remake” instead of “The remake.” There’s nothing wrong with it. I just like how quaint and “inside baseball” it is.

    Tuesday
    12Jan2010

    Everyone is a Critic

    Avatar

    When the Vatican goes after your movie, expect a payday:

    The Vatican newspaper and radio station have called the film “Avatar” simplistic, and criticized it for flirting with modern doctrines that promote the worship of nature as a substitute for religion.

    L’Osservatore Romano and Vatican Radio dedicated ample coverage to James Cameron’s big-grossing, 3-D spectacle. But the reviews were lukewarm, calling the movie superficial in its eco-message, despite groundbreaking visual effects.

    L’Osservatore said the film “gets bogged down by a spiritualism linked to the worship of nature.” Similarly, Vatican Radio said it “cleverly winks at all those pseudo-doctrines that turn ecology into the religion of the millennium.”

    “Nature is no longer a creation to defend, but a divinity to worship,” the radio said.

    Vatican spokesman the Rev. Federico Lombardi said that while the movie reviews are just that — film criticism, with no theological weight — they do reflect Pope Benedict XVI’s views on the dangers of turning nature into a “new divinity.”

    Nature is in no danger of becoming a new divinity—that’s just the poor old Catholic church being consistent with the idea that helping filmmakers make more money is the way to go. Their condemnations and protests made bank for films like The Last Temptation of Christ and The Da Vinci Code, and now they are helping to ensure that Avatar is helped along as well. I guess it means more in the collection plate if they can convince church members to pay some sort of penance for skipping out on Mass to go see the film.

    I have no plans to see Avatar in the near future, but I’ll probably watch it when it comes on FX or something like that. The last film that I saw was The Fantastic Mr. Fox, but that doesn’t make me a highbrow. It just means I don’t get out much.

    Coach Skip: Basically, there’s three grabbers, three taggers, five twig runners, and a player at Whackbat. Center tagger lights a pine cone and chucks it over the basket and the whack-batter tries to hit the cedar stick off the cross rock. Then the twig runners dash back and forth until the pine cone burns out and the umpire calls hotbox. Finally, you count up however many score-downs it adds up to and divide that by nine.
    Kristofferson: Got it.

    Now, if nature became a new divinity, based on respecting the ecology and conserving our natural resources, it would hurt the coffers of the Catholic Church. The money they’re budgeting for next year would go to buying canvas tote bags and water bottles you don’t throw away. It would eliminate repression and guilt from the lives of millions, allowing us to be a more open and understanding society about things like sex, sexual desire, loneliness, fear and death. It would make this a cleaner and healthier planet full of guilt-free people who are able to enjoy healthy sex lives and operate without shame and fear clouding their judgement, and that will not do, of course.

    Tuesday
    15Dec2009

    America Needs a Robin Hood of its Own

    Ever feel like things are being run by the Sheriff of Nottingham?

    Monday
    14Dec2009

    If This Was a Better Economy, I'd Endorse This

    I hate to be the one to have to tell you this, but this is a fairly bad idea:

    Founded in Australia more than a decade ago, Gold Class Cinemas is a growing chain of luxury liner-like movie theaters that opened its first California location in Pasadena on Dec. 2. The hallmark of the “Gold Class experience,” as Graham Burke, chief executive of its parent company, Village Roadshow, likes to call it, is a small, glowing button on the table next to your seat that summons a black-clad server to your side.

    From this stealthy purveyor of privilege you can order a variety of food and drink or just request another pillow on which to rest your worthy head. Show up early and you can start the whole process in the ultra-luxe lounge. When it’s time for the movie to start, your server will escort you and your dinner to your seat. Each of the six theaters has no more than 40 seats, with seats placed in pods of two well out of earshot of the others — the whole process is relaxed and unhurried.

    The food, which is prepared on-site by a full-service kitchen headed up by chef Matthew Herter, includes options that are easy to eat in the dark, such as chinois chicken salad rolls, Wagyu beef sliders, charcuterie and potato chips with blue cheese fondue. It’s tasty but not out of this world.

    It’s shocking, really, that the Gold Class concept didn’t already exist in the entertainment capital of the world. It’s also shocking that Gold Class, which boasts nearly $30 tickets and $19 strip steak sandwiches, is throwing open its doors in the midst of the Great Recession. But according to Burke, that didn’t stop the theater from selling out five of its first seven nights and signing up more than 10,000 people for its movie club.

    Those may seem like good numbers, but remember—Gold Class Cinemas has four locations in this country right now. Four. It’s not exactly a household name, nor is it actually going to work. I give it a few more years, and then this thing will either establish itself as a permanent niche or die off altogether. We are no longer rolling in money, living high on the hog. Don’t expect any of these to open in Podunk, Alabama any time soon.

    I would say that what kills this idea is the flat screen television. You’re going to spend several thousand dollars on one, and then go to a Gold Class Cinema location not near you and spend over a hundred dollars so that you and your spouse can eat overpriced food in luxury chairs someone else’s fat ass spent three hours sitting in? Good luck with that.

    I hope I’m wrong, but I just don’t see it working. Americans are getting cheaper fast, and the movies aren’t that damned good anymore.

    Monday
    07Dec2009

    Patricia Highsmith Reconsidered

    Scene from Strangers on a Train (1951)

    I have often wondered what they will say about me when I’m dead. I hope they say awful things. Nothing else would do.

    It’s too bad that Patricia Highsmith isn’t around to enjoy having terrible things said about her:

    “She was a horrible human being,” recalls Otto Penzler, one of her publishers. It’s an apt eulogy for a novelist whom Graham Greene, rather more charitably, dubbed “the poet of apprehension,” a 20th century demiurge whose “world we enter each time with a sense of personal danger, with the head half turned over the shoulder.” The first words of Joan Schenkar’s splendid, sinewy new biography, “The Talented Miss Highsmith: The Secret Life and Serious Art of Patricia Highsmith,” concede the point: “She wasn’t nice,” Schenkar admits; “She was rarely polite.” Yet the “toxic brilliance of [her] trail goes on glowing” 15 years after her death in 1995 — when “she drove a last, devoted visitor from her hospital room and then died unobserved.”

    She, of course, is crime novelist Patricia Highsmith, born in Fort Worth, Texas, in 1921, later creator of Tom Ripley — whose exploits, chronicled in the five-volume “Ripliad,” have inspired numerous films, including Anthony Minghella’s 1999 poisoned Venetian valentine “The Talented Mr. Ripley” — and author of “Strangers on a Train,” which Hitchcock adapted in 1951. Misanthropy seeped through her work like blood into terrazzo (one short-story collection even features homicidal pets exacting lethal vengeance on their masters); she hated Jews with rancid fervor; she “seemed to be the sole curator of a Museum of Twentieth-Century American maladies,” suggests Schenkar.

    But throughout 22 novels and dozens of short stories (if not her improbable children’s book, “Miranda the Panda Is on the Veranda”), Highsmith revolutionized the field of suspense fiction, perverting and inverting a genre once synonymous with moral education and civic virtue. Her output rebuked the essentially wholesome stories of Chandler and Hammett, in which detectives punish felons, restore order and admonish readers; “Nothing,” Schenkar argues, “could have been more American” than the scenarios Highsmith fashioned in turn: “two men bound together psychologically by the stalker-like fixation of one upon the other.”

    Greene noted that Highsmith’s “characters are irrational, and they leap to life in their very lack of reason; suddenly we realize how unbelievably rational most fictional characters are as they lead their lives from A to Z, like commuters always taking the same train.” Biography, too, tends to trundle along settled tracks, departing from the childhood platform, admitting and ejecting passengers at intervals, finally arriving at the terminus of legacy and legend — a linear transit in many ways ill-suited to the reversals and revisions of subjects’ lives. Dispensing with the familiar acorn-to-oak approach, Schenkar instead declares that “[o]bsession … will be the organizing principle of this work,” and exhumes Highsmith via a taxonomy of neuroses.

    Actually, Penzler said this:

    “She was a mean, hard, cruel, unlovable, unloving person,” said acquaintance Otto Penzler. “I could never penetrate how any human being could be that relentlessly ugly.”

    Now THAT’S a eulogy of a life spent making an impact on others. I’d shoot for the moon, but I’d probably just land in the weeds.