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Norman Rogers recounts the summer he spent hiding from the stern love of his father and living as the world-famous “frisky mole boy” in the Groton, Connecticut sewer system. The Frisky Mole Boy of Groton seduced the women of the town and solved crimes, all while subsisting on a steady diet of depravity and confusion.

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    Wednesday
    Sep082010

    Don't Tinker With the Damned Senate

    Messing with established institutions is what crazy people do when they want things to fall over and collapse. Think of someone who starts trying to re-imagine how the house of cards you just set up on the dining room table would look like with a bridge over it so that people can pass cookies from one place to the next. Hello? How stupid is that? I’m not naming names, Mr. Peej.

    There is a discussion out there that centers around the mistaken belief that the rules of the United States Senate are keeping us from getting anything done. Far from it. The rules are keeping Senators from doing too much to weaken and injure the republic. Any fool can see that:

    For those of us on the train for Senate reform, Elizabeth Drew’s Politico piece is worth reading, as she offers a very strong — and very convincing — defense of the chamber’s status quo. The short of her argument is that reformers are vastly overstating the extent to which the body is paralyzed or “dysfunctional”; by and large, Drew argues, this Senate has “essentially met all of the president’s major goals,” including one of the most significant public-policy “breakthroughs” in a generation. Yes, the Senate hasn’t moved on climate change and immigration, but as Drew notes, those are issues where there is significant disagreement within the Democratic caucus.

    As I’ve argued before, I think this line of defense misses the damage intense minority obstruction does to the Senate’s other priorities; in addition to passing legislation, the Senate is responsible for confirming the president’s executive-branch and judicial nominees. Thanks to the filibuster and other parliamentary maneuvers, GOP senators have kept hundreds of executive-branch nominees and dozens of judges from filling their positions. PresidentObama has the lowest judicial confirmation rate of any president in the last 30 years, and for a long time, key executive-branch agencies were pitifully understaffed.

    That said, there’s a lot Drew gets right in her piece, and this in particular needs to be said more often:

    A lot of people also confused the fact that for the first time in 30 years a party, in this case the Democrats, had 60 votes (actually, 58 Democrats and two independents who caucused with them) with the idea that it automatically had 60 progressive votes, or 60 votes for the president’s program, which it rarely had. Some of those 60 are moderates from more conservative states (or smaller states, which have disproportionate power in the Senate). Also, Democrats technically had 60 votes for only seven of the 13 months of this Congress so far.

    Miss Drew has it exactly correct; the rules of the Senate do not need tweaking. The paralysis of the Senate is not because of the rules. It is because Senator Harry Reid is an ineffective Majority Leader. He cannot get anything done and he commands little or no respect from his own caucus. If he had strict discipline over his own members, the last year and a half would have been a whirlwind of good government. Instead, we have half-measures and half-assery. Good government? That’s for the little people to wonder about.
    Friday
    Sep032010

    Like a War Zone

    Christchurch Square, Christchurch New ZealandChristchurch, New Zealand has been hit by a massive earthquake:

    Power and water have been cut to parts of Christchurch after a magnitude 7.4 earthquake struck about 30km west of the city at 4.35am today.

    The quake was at a depth of 33km and was centred near Darfield.

    “Check on your neighbours”

    Christchurch mayor Bob Parker told Newstalk ZB that the morning had been “pretty traumatic.”

    Mr Parker said that people were being taken to Christchurch Hospital for emergency treatment, and he had not heard any reports of serious injuries.

    “It wouldn’t surprise me if there were some.”

    Mr Parker urged Cantabrians affected by the earthquake to check on their neighbours to ensure they were safe.

    The best sources are probably right there in Christchurch. If I see anything to add, I’ll put it here. What a tragedy. The Earth is really coming after humanity these days.

    Thursday
    Aug122010

    I Love to Reference My Badassed Self

    Badasses fell hereDid you know that I am, and always will be, an American badass? It's true. I had to call myself an American Lion because that idiot savant with chickenwing arms named Kid Rock sort of took up the whole "American badass" motif when Britney Spears wasn't using it to see trinkets to people in trailer parks.

    I wrote this on September 1, 2009:

    Everything that happens between now and Election Day, 2010, matters more than anyone realizes. This is where the future of the Obama Presidency is going to be determined. Forget the economy, the issue that can sink him is Afghanistan. And what will sink along with him are the lawmakers who are shirking their oversight duties and trying to play fast and loose with the truth. Don't expect hearings. Expect fundraisers and frantic attempts to shake down lobbyists in order to buy millions of dollars in ads to stave off defeat.

    This is 2006 all over again. The party in power is going to run interference for a President with shrinking poll numbers, dithering generals, and a failed war strategy and they're going to take a righteous beating at the ballot box when the American people figure out what a clusterfuck it turned into when no one was paying attention. Forget the liberal blogs, sir. It's all navel-gazing, outrageous indignation, and sermons on how the Republicans are teh suck.The same people who screamed about Habeas Corpus and how to fight terrorism are going to be doing backflips, trying to justify their support for a President who still extraordinarily snatches up and renditions people to countries with dungeons filled with cattle prods and who still knows who they called and what they said on their overpriced iPhone. Ignore the allure of that groupthink and wake up--we're in for a wild ride through hell and no one's at the wheel.

    Well, your bad is my good. I have invested heavily in defense stocks. I'm flush with cash, I'm totally relaxed in my duck pants and my boat shoes, and I'm enjoying my retirement. You have the President you deserve. Keep it down and try not to complain so much, I'm trying to have a great time.

    A badass wrote that, sir. That's why you should just do what I tell you, Cletus. Me and You are going to get through this. Remember that.

    Monday
    Aug092010

    Finally, Some Respect

    Anita DarkWashington Rebel and Theo Spark have been very graciously sending some wonderful readers and thinkers this way. I skew a bit more independent these days, but twenty-five years ago I was probably to the right of both of these fine establishments. As always, it's never all about the hotties; it's about taste, culture, thinking for yourself, and a world where the appreciation of beauty means more than just boobs and butts. I like a woman who thinks for herself as well. When I meet one, I'll let you know.

    Ba-boom boom SPLASH.

    Slapstick today. It won't continue.

    Saturday
    Jul312010

    It's Just Not the Same Thing

    Don't expect us to tell you what you need to knowI applaud the efforts of Andrew Breitbart to try to make amends with Shirley Sherrod, but the man should just give it a rest and hope people forget the incident happened:

    Can you understand how this has been difficult for her to get caught up in that?
    As difficult as it probably was for her, it’s been difficult for me as well, especially to hear her hurl an accusation of racism at me, when my motivation is absolutely pure and is driven by a desire for this country to move beyond its horrid racist past.

    Do you agree that the edited video took things out of context?

    Well, yes. But I put up what I had. It granted a great portion of her redemptive tale, but not all of it. If I could do it all over again, I should have waited for the full video to get to me.

    Mr. Breitbart is not going to get any sympathy for being a poor gatekeeper, nor was he the one fired from his job. As difficult as this may be for some people to figure out, the woman was fired and then they have been begging her to come back to work in a greater capacity. That's a life-changing event for people who are in the twilight of their career. To derail the woman's plans for retirement and all that, well, there's nothing conservative about that and no good Republican should ever trust this man's news judgement again.

    He burns people. He doesn't inform or enlighten or make things better (I do that, but you don't see me getting any credit for my work).

    I also believe he's in a bit of legal jeopardy, which is why he keeps saying "I wish I had waited for the full video to get to me." That's his defense strategy, in a nutshell.

    There's no call for that. There's no call for the "gotcha" journalism that he's been espousing. Tell me what's happening. Show me why the Main Stream Media is getting it wrong. I love to hear conservatives express themselves and think out loud. 

    Can you really say that this man is the ideological grandson or descendant of William F. Buckley? Of course not.

    Friday
    Jul302010

    Follow Me on Your Mobile Phone

    Mippin Portal for An American LionI don't know if this is even going to work, but it sure sounds like something I need to be doing. Follow me on Mippin!

    Here's the Mippin button:

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    Sunday
    Jul252010

    Too Busy Celebrating My Many Successes

    The redesign of Celebrity Disaster enters its third calendar yearToday was a day to celebrate.

    My other blog--my red-headed stepchild, if you will--has been going like gangbusters. I can't keep up with it. When you have two blogs that are exploding and creating new avenues of expression and new ways to curate the particular brand of sexy evil that I love so much, it's easy to get wrapped around the axle and pass out from the bliss that comes with success.

    My other other blog has always been a profound disappointment and a bone of contention. I scream at people at throw things, but nothing works. Is it really even a blog? I thought about turning it into a porn site; the problem is, we already have four or five of those. I will never give up on Gentleman Bounty Hunter; I know that I should but I can't so I won't.

    As you can see above, I undertook the redesign of Celebrity Disaster in close consultation with the web designer and my interface with Squarespace. I am happy to sit back and manage, even though I do have to do all of the writing around here since everyone else is too stupid to understand how to write the way this needs to be written.

    I just never seem to be satisfied or happy with how things look. I have moved Celebrity Disaster from a three column to a two column affair. I made it a content column to the left, widget column to the right sort of deal with a much wider widget column. I am cleaning up some of the iconic images that appear in the gulleys and in the margins and across the whatsits and wheresits that I don't know the proper names of at this point.

    A redesign is a slow affair. I have to wait for changes to appear in my inbox. I have to say yes or no. Mostly, I have to express what I want to someone halfway around the world, seven time zones away. No big deal for a professional blogger like myself.

    Please enjoy the handiwork. If I could take credit for it, I would.

    Thursday
    Jul222010

    Laugh at the Old Hippie

    God Damn HippiesMy nemesis, Unrepentant Old Hippie, is wallowing in self-pity again:

    Sometimes I despair of the Human Condition.

    Why is it that given the choice, people who are ostensibly on the same side of a particular political issue but disagree on others will almost always choose to ignore their common ground and focus on their differences?   That way lies Failure, and it’s always depressing to watch it play out.

    I recently joined (and subsequently left) a Facebook group supporting a certain political issue, and was dismayed to find one of these brainless pissing contests in progress.

    Typically, these are called discussions, and they do happen when people come together to discuss something.

     

    I suspect that you won't be happy until everyone thinks the way you do and does exactly what you say, right down to being in charge of the doobie when it gets passed around at one of your drug-ins there in what we used to call Canada.

     

    If you cannot participate, and make something more thoughtful by your presence, by all means, quit and get out of the way and go hide in a funky cloud of smoke with your delusions about making the world a better place. Nothing makes me friskier than someone whose inherent shitheadness causes them to surrender so that the world is a better place for people like me. I'm so happy right now, it's time to contact my broker and see about making some trades later today.

     

    I despise hippies and their ilk. I am the anti-hippie. If I could give the police information about the narcotics currently possessed by all of the hippies in the world, I'd give Johnny Law chapter and verse, in triplicate, with a bow around it. My convictions are clear--the hippies lost and those of us who supported Ronald Reagan and law and order won. The world would be a better place if everyone stopped trying to tell everyone what to do.

     

    Saturday
    Jul102010

    Don't Forget the Typewriter

    Father's current typewriter

    There are some things that refuse to die. Me, for example. I've cheated death more times than Peej can count, and I make him count but he gets confused and has to stop. We have a spreadsheet going now. Tabs one through 24 are just the times I have inadvertently nearly been killed in accidents I didn't see coming. How many tabs does Excel 2008 allow? I forget.

    Technology is funny, though. Once people get in the habit of using or doing things, they never give it up:

    These obsolete technologies didn't get the memo — maybe because someone wrote it on a typewriter and faxed it to them.

    Got an urgent message you need to transmit immediately? Sending a telegram is likely not the first option that comes to mind. And when it's time to boogie down, you probably don't shove a cassette into your 8-track player.

    Some technologies serve their purpose for a while, then either evolve into cheaper, faster, better forms or simply disappear. Yet others — such as fax machines, landline phones and instant cameras — just refuse to die, despite better digital alternatives.

    Here are ten technologies that should be dead and buried, yet still cling to life.

    They go on to talk about telegrams, typerwriters, cassette tapes, turntables and things like that. Well, turntables play vinyl records, and those still sound better than anything out there. I am an audiophile; without my records, I'm nothing. If you were to ever find yourself aboard the family vessel, the Admiral Hassenpfeffer, we would entertain you in the community room where the dance floor, the light show, and our DJ booth are well stocked, albeit with titles and equipment that is about forty years old.

    I still love talking on the Citizen's Band radio. Did you know my handle is Tenderfoot and I can still make truckers scream and turn off their set? I'm an Original CB Radio Troll, my good man. I love it when I can get on there and do three different voices and have a conversation with myself about someone's wife and a bottle of Wesson oil.

    Many people have commented that Father's blog has apparently gone silent. As far as we know, Father is alive; he originally typed every blog entry onto a piece of paper on his Continental typewriter and mailed it to Peej; Peej would then recreate the "blog post" for Father.

    The mail dried up; Father isn't speaking to us, but we're hoping to hear from him now that the Census is almost over. It would be nice to go back to the States but I doubt we'll go back this year. Miranda is having too much fun ignoring me here in Germany.

     

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    Saturday
    Jul032010

    Which Steel Vise is in Use at the TSA?

    I noted this:

    Intolerant governments across the globe are "slowly crushing" activist and advocacy groups that play an essential role in the development of democracy, U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton said Saturday.

    She cited a broad range of countries where "the walls are closing in" on civic organizations such as unions, religious groups, rights advocates and other nongovernmental organizations that press for social change and shine a light on governments' shortcomings.

    Among those she named were Zimbabwe, the Democratic Republic of Congo, Ethiopia, Cuba, Egypt, Iran, Venezuela, China and Russia.

    "Some of the countries engaging in these behaviors still claim to be democracies," Clinton said at an international conference on the promotion of democracy and human rights. "Democracies don't fear their own people. They recognize that citizens must be free to come together, to advocate and agitate."

    And that's a great sentiment, but:

    The Transportation Security Administration (TSA) is blocking certain websites from the federal agency's computers, including halting access by staffers to any Internet pages that contain a "controversial opinion," according to an internal email obtained by CBS News.

    The email was sent to all TSA employees from the Office of Information Technology on Friday afternoon.

    It states that as of July 1, TSA employees will no longer be allowed to access five categories of websites that have been deemed "inappropriate for government access."

    The categories include:

    • Chat/Messaging

    • Controversial opinion

    • Criminal activity

    • Extreme violence (including cartoon violence) and gruesome content

    • Gaming

    The email does not specify how the TSA will determine if a website expresses a "controversial opinion."

    There is also no explanation as to why controversial opinions are being blocked, although the email stated that some of the restricted websites violate the Employee Responsibilities and Conduct policy.

    Clearly, our government fears that someone might be exposed to a "controversial opinion" and is moving to shut that sort of thing out of a government computer network. I agree with keeping porn, games, weirdos and maybe even my own personal blog out of this, but unless the "controversial opinion" is a site that advocates the overthrow of the government, the irony is not lost on anyone with a brain.

    Here you have the Secretary of State overseas, touting freedom, and back home the TSA is banning people from being exposed to opinions. The right hand doesn't know what the left hand is doing, in other words. That's some fine leadership we have.