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    Entries in Banking (22)

    Friday
    05Mar2010

    Iceland Gets Ready to Throw a Tantrum at the British

    HMS Illustrious

    No one really knows what’s going on in Iceland anymore. People have been setting their Land Rovers on fire in order to collect the insurance. Speculators and financial whizzes are stumped as to what the place is actually worth. If there’s ever going to be a run on fish and desperation, Iceland has those two things in spades.

    They also have the democratic process there and the question is, how many Icelanders are still upset that Britain branded them a terrorist state?

    The bitterness springs from the seizure in 2008 of Icelandic assets under UK anti-terrorism legislation, something that stunned Iceland, a Nato-ally and a devout follower of Premier League football.

    The seizure followed the collapse of Icesave, an Iceland-based internet bank that hundreds of thousands of Britons had put savings into as they chased what proved to be highly unrealistic interest rates.

    The UK government - fearful at that time of near-panic, of a collapse of confidence in the banking system - guaranteed the savings of investors. And then it turned to the Icelandic government for compensation to the tune of £2.3bn.

    The Netherlands followed suit, looking for just over £1bn.

    A deal was struck with Iceland, which the parliament in Reykjavik subsequently passed, but then, buoyed by a tide of popular anger, President Olafur Grimsson rejected it.

    A referendum to be held on Saturday will decide whether the deal will be honoured.

    Don’t honor the deal, Iceland. Make them come and get it.

    The British Navy is getting older by the minute, and if you force them to send their ships, call up your friends in Argentina and scream “now!” down the line. That’s when they’ll make their move for the Falklands, thereby splitting the attention of the Brits between two calamities they cannot answer. The time to make your coordinated move is now—the British only have two active aircraft carriers. Their third carrier just went into reserve. The Illustrious, pictured above, is over thirty years old and the thing might even quit working before it arrives off of Reykjavik. That’s a long way to go in order to watch people turn their pockets inside out and shrug, isn’t it?

    Hey, if you’re broke, you’re broke. Might as well make them show up with guns in order to enforce their silly claim on the money you didn’t know what you were doing with in the first place. Let’s not forget that the reason why Iceland is in this situation in the first place is because a bunch of their slickest operators decided to play a kind of financial roulette with banks and bankers who saw them for the suckers they were.

    It’s just crazy enough to work. Every good plan always is.

    Monday
    01Feb2010

    Swiss Secrets For Sale

    Someone has figured out that it is very lucrative for cash-strapped countries to go after tax cheats. Someone in Switzerland has figured out that there are buyers out there for the confidential lists of tax cheats—all one has to do it sort out the details and, voila! You’ve got thousands of panicked rich people scrambling for some sort of tax amnesty.

    Switzerland faced a renewed assault on its private banking system as Germany considered paying for secret Swiss account data detailing alleged tax evasion by about 1,500 German taxpayers.

    German authorities familiar with the investigation said Sunday that a confidential informant offered to sell them the data for €2.5 million ($3.5 million). The authorities, who say the information was stolen from a Swiss bank, say officials examined samples of the data that proved to be authentic.

    Swiss banking, built on the promise of confidentiality, is still reeling from a bruising battle last year with the U.S. over allegations regarding tax evasion by U.S. taxpayers. Many Swiss bankers worry that such cases will erode client trust and lead to a flight of accounts to other countries. Under pressure from the U.S. and other nations, Switzerland recently agreed to water down its banking secrecy laws. Yet tax evasion isn’t a crime in Switzerland, and countries across Europe continue to complain that the Alpine nation is an attractive refuge for tax cheats.

    A confrontation with Germany could represent the biggest challenge Switzerland has faced thus far. Though the Swiss clash with the U.S. drew much attention, Americans with offshore accounts in Switzerland represented no more than 5% of Switzerland’s $1.8 trillion offshore-banking business, according to KPMG.

    Is this a good thing? I don’t know. I do know this—I’ll never put my money in a Swiss bank.

    Up next, all those rich Austrians and their Swiss bank accounts. They’re probably just waiting for that shoe to drop. Everyone now sees the pending collapse of doing business with the Swiss. And all for a few million? It doesn’t take much to unravel an entire industry, does it?

    Sunday
    31Jan2010

    Another Old Badass Robs a Bank

    First it was that venerable old drunken badass, Rip Torn, and now, this guy:

    The FBI says the so-called “Geezer Bandit” has struck again in San Diego.

    T
    he FBI says a frail, elderly man gave a clerk a note demanding money and pulled a handgun Wednesday at San Diego National Bank. He left with an unspecified amount of cash.

    FBI officials say they believe the man, who wore a white hooded sweat shirt and white ball cap, is the same man who has robbed five other banks in La Jolla, Rancho Santa Fe, San Diego and Santee since August.

    Law enforcement officials are offering $16,000 in rewards for information that leads to his arrest and conviction.

    This is what living in Obama’s America has given us—old badasses, robbing banks. It’s such a tragedy.

    And, yes, I do mean that as a satirical rip on this whole thing with health care reform. Of course this poor old fellow is not being forced to rob banks because of “Obamacare.” He’s probably robbing banks because someone is holding his wiener dog hostage or something. Who knows? Poor old guy probably just needs a few grand for the bills or something. If we could relieve the burden on the elderly and the working people in this country, it might help prevent these isolated incidents.

    If you want to feel good about our society, consider the fact that crime went down when times got tough recently.

    Saturday
    30Jan2010

    Do You Really Want Barney Frank Regulating Banks?

    How about we let kitty regulate the banking industry? Kitty already plays chess, you know…

    The man’s track record does not lend itself to this kind of bravado:

    Government regulators from the United States and Europe laid out their financial reform plans Saturday before a skeptical banking industry, asking financiers for input but adamant that change was coming with or without their support.

    Emerging from the two-hour meeting as its unofficial spokesman, U.S. Representative Barney Frank made it clear that governments were now calling the shots after spending billions to bail out the industry.

    Top bankers, by contrast, who came into this week’s World Economic Forum buoyed by signs of economic recovery, left somewhat subdued even as they called the closed-door meeting constructive.

    “No one got up and said, ‘Don’t regulate us,”’ said Frank, a Massachusetts Democrat who heads the U.S. House Financial Services Committee. “It would have been a waste of their time if they did.”

    The meeting comes after days of tension at this Swiss Alpine resort over government plans for stricter controls on the financial industry to limit speculation and avoid a repeat of the 2008 meltdown that plunged the world into recession. Bankers have protested, saying the U.S. and other countries risk choking off a gradual economic recovery with regulation they see as heavy-handed.

    If things go wrong again, will someone finally wake up to the fact that Barney Frank probably isn’t the guy we want in the Congress regulating the banking industry or telling us what we need to know about Fannie Mae or Freddie Mac? When was the last time an elected official had more than an average record of accomplishment?

    Perhaps we need some reform or change that will bring talented people in government. I don’t know. It does not lend itself to attracting talent. It lends itself to attracting average people with outsized egos who can swallow their own hypocrisy.

    Wednesday
    27Jan2010

    Switzerland Walks Back on the Deal

    Are the sharks after your money?

    The Swiss are taking it in the shorts over the deal they cut with the United States government.

    The Swiss government says it may have to renegotiate a carefully wrought deal with the United States that aimed to end proceedings against Swiss bank UBS.

    Switzerland agreed last August to hand over thousands of files on suspected tax cheats in return for an end to proceedings against UBS.

    Justice Minister Eveline Widmer-Schlumpf says the government will respect a Swiss court decision last week that declared parts of the deal illegal.

    Widmer-Schlumpf says Swiss officials will now meet with their American counterparts to “discuss with the United States how we can solve this.”

    If you have laws on the books designed to protect the banking industry in your country from breaking the laws of another country or cooperating with judicial officials in that other country by shielding deposits from scrutiny, what you have is a very banking-oriented culture. I guess that if you think there are lobbying and corruption issues in this country, then you might want to acquaint yourself with how they do things in Switzerland.

    Sunday
    17Jan2010

    You Cannot Take Risk out of Investing

    This is self-serving, and probably a little misleading:

    JAMES P. GORMAN, a 6-foot-2 Australian, recently took up boxing lessons, in keeping with some of the trappings of his Midtown Manhattan office. On one wall, opposite an inspirational poem by Rudyard Kipling (“The Thousandth Man”), hangs a photograph of Elvis Presley sparring with Muhammad Ali.

    “I have a lot of respect for Ali,” says Mr. Gorman.

    As the new chief executive of Morgan Stanley, an investment bank that narrowly escaped the financial smackdown that destroyed many of its competitors, Mr. Gorman may have to get ready for some fisticuffs.

    He is tasked with overhauling a firm that put a primacy on high-risk trading under his predecessor, John J. Mack, and one that has spent the last several years often riven by factional disputes and internal debates over strategy.

    Under Mr. Mack, Morgan Stanley made errant mortgage bets and commercial property gambles that cost it billions of dollars and almost destroyed it. The firm was saved by a $10 billion bailout from the federal government, since repaid, and by Asian investors who wrested a large stake in the firm in exchange for cash.

    During Mr. Mack’s tenure, from 2005 to the end of last year, the stock price fell 32 percent. And the firm, which will celebrate its 75th anniversary this year, is expected to announce this week the first annual loss in its history.

    That the first annual loss comes after 2009 is no mark against the firm. What I fear is that the American investor will start to avoid risk. You cease to be an investor if you avoid risk; you are simply an accumulator at that point.

    Here, they qualify what “change” means:

    Mr. Gorman says that Morgan will eventually begin taking bigger risks and wagering more money to do so, but that it will avoid big, concentrated bets on complex products that few people understand — and that have the potential to blow up an institution.

    “We are still taking risks,” he says, but “we will not have the outsize risk positions that will endanger the firm.”

    Still, some analysts remain tentative about Morgan Stanley’s prospects in a financial landscape littered with corporate wreckage and dominated by a handful of wily survivors. While the firm’s traditional investment banking franchise has emerged strongly from the crisis — topping JPMorgan and Goldman in some of its businesses — it has shrunk its fixed-income division and taken piles of money off the table in its broader institutional securities business.

    Guy Moszkowski, an analyst at Bank of America Merrill Lynch, notes that Morgan Stanley has about $17 billion in capital committed to its institutional securities business, compared with his estimate of around $40 billion at Goldman and $33 billion at JPMorgan.

    Over the last few years, “they seemed to hang back from risk-taking even at times when they could get paid richly,” Mr. Moszkowski says.

    “Then they pushed themselves forward when the party was already ending,” he adds. “Morgan Stanley lagged again last year. The net result is they zigged when they should have zagged. There is an issue in that they have fallen behind their peers, though I believe they can resolve it.”

    Who drove those decisions? Well, the board drove those decisions. Please note that “the board” does not appear until the third page of this article:

    WHATEVER its long-term merits, the deal did little to reverse Morgan Stanley’s sagging fortunes. Around the middle of last year, with the share price lagging, Mr. Mack confirmed previous plans to step down. Mr. Gorman won the race to succeed him, in part because the firm’s board, which voted unanimously for him, was impressed by his strategic abilities and work he had done turning around the retail business.

    The board liked that Mr. Gorman wanted to strengthen Morgan Stanley’s institutional securities group and reduce risk-taking, says Robert Kidder, a director.

    Did they replace the board, or did they replace the CEO? Think about that for a minute. They admit their ambitions were too great and their strategy was wrong, but they merely changed CEOs. Did they close divisions, reorganize the board, change the focus of the company, and make infrastructure changes? In other words, was the change institutional or cosmetic? Doesn’t anyone understand that this same board will tell a new CEO how to do things, and that the board is the one with the poor track record in this equation?

    According to another person familiar with the board’s thinking, who requested anonymity because the deliberations were confidential, Mr. Gorman’s calm demeanor offered a marked and welcome break from Mr. Mack’s more volatile temperament.

    Ah-ha! So it really wasn’t about “business decisions.” It was about style. And the board, which I can see no evidence of being altered, changed, or peopled with new thinkers, went with calm and cool over passionate and vocal. At the end of the day, money is made whether or not the man at the top yells or not. Is that really the important thing here? Or was a change in CEOs made because the board cannot be held accountable for what it told the previous CEO to do?

    This is a microcosm of the American business scene. Were there changes, or scapegoats? Changes in short term tactics or changes in philosophy and long term strategy? Are any firms accepting losses in the short term in order to make steadier profits in the long term? Unless I’m mistaken, the American business scene is still dominated by the need for maximum profits, lean payrolls, and short term success by selling, repackaging, and pushing *bullshit* rather than common sense.

    Yell at me if I’m wrong on that, okay? Your uncle Norman is a big boy, and he can take it.