If Polanski Had Been A Nobody or a Priest, He'd Be a Free Man Today

Remember the 1970s? I Certainly do...

The debate over Roman Polanski boils down to two essential positions. Feigned, ignorant outrage or the sad realization that the rule of law doesn't mean anything. It is useful to look back at the era with context, and I find that to look at it with the sports culture in mind, since we're talking about sex and the entertainment industry, makes sense. Anyone can cite the sexual freedom expressed in the films of that era. Few can tie that to the idea that sports began to serve as a mirror to show us what we looked like back then.

If Polanski had been any other man living in this country in the 1970s, he would have been treated to a stint in jail, if caught, and that would have been that. During the anything-goes era that followed the 1960s, we didn't have so much as free love as we did love with a huge ethical blindspot. Wife swapping, getting a taste of the young stuff, swinging, and Hustler magazine were king. North Dallas Forty, which is a film which very ably encapsulates what the time was like, was a documentary, in my view, not a piece of fiction. The worst kind of male chauvinism was ascendant. Ugly, mean, sexual humor was everywhere. Were you alive then? Do you remember what was on television? Do you remember the times? Did you spend any time in Manhattan, as I did, and see the decadence and the wanton horndoggedness of it all? Perhaps not.

We live in a time of old scolds and phony outrage. When a video surfaced of Chris Collinsworth talking about how he liked them young and dumb, which also proves that those attitudes about sex with younger women carried on into the 1980s and was a staple of the culture, it caused shockwaves. Collinsworth was just carrying on the tradition as he believed it to be espoused by young men who had a lot of money and a lot of fame for running around in front of people. Collinsworth was just out of date in his thinking, much to his current chagrin. I don't condemn him for being late to the party, but it's important to remember that here was a relatively savvy football player talking to media in the time in which he lived, and him joking about statutory rape was good for a laugh. At the time, of course.

By the way, do you know your legal age of consent laws? They're all 18, right? In every state of the union, the legal age of consent is 18, of course? Eh, might want to look at some of the weird states, sir. I expect the scolds to get back to work on this issue.

Now, does that excuse anything? No. Sex with anyone underage, male or female, is a crime and I do not condone it at all. I think that we make far too much of sexualizing young people. I abhor Rolling Stonemagazine--they make pedophilia look too normal for my taste. And while I think Polanski is a reprehensible character who should have found someone his age to hang around with, the fact remains that he went way too far over the line to excuse his conduct. His relationship with Natassia Kinski, his abuse of alcohol and drugs, his proclivity for depravity--these are nothing to excuse.

As to the case in hand, so many people gloss over the details of what really happened. The legitimate outrage that comes from the entertainment community is based on the fact that most people don't know what really happened--they're so far removed from the event that they don't get that it wasn't so much that Polanski fled, it was more along the lines of a general sentiment that said, he would have been an idiot not to flee from what they were going to do to him. The verdict was, well, there wasn't a verdict because Polanski plead guilty. He knew he was wrong, so he plead guilty. Rather than take his chances, he plead guilty in order to show some form of remorse (he probably had no remorse, but oh well) and some form of culpability. He didn't draw this out and protest his innocence. He got lawyers involved. He made a deal to avoid jail time, something that is allowed in this country. He served 42 days in jail.

Then, the prosecutor bent to public outrage (scolds abound, you see) and did something unthinkable--he made noises about reneging on the plea deal and sentencing Polanski to return to jail, this time for a stint that no one had agreed to. If Polanski had been a mobster, a petty thief, or a Senator, this would have invoked high outrage. Once you plead guilty and take the deal, the deal is set. Quite stupidly, the legal system did not force Polanski to surrender his passport. He went through customs and flew to France, and that's the end of that. Let us also not forget--you can go into quite a few Catholic Churches and invariably find a man being hidden there who has done worse than Polanski, and that man will either be running things or helping to run things, if you want to get technical about it.

Or, it was the end of that until the government got their man. There are some who openly question whether or not the legal system in California is even capable of focusing on what is truly important to that community.

It's a losing proposition all around--the original judge is dead and his actions prejudice the case. Nothing is served by bringing Polanski back to Los Angeles county--he could very well walk out a free man and go see everyone in Hollywood for some catching up to do. That would evoke more outrage than if he had just been left alone. How would you like to see Polanski sitting in the front row at the Oscars with luminaries all around him? Think he would care what anyone thinks? Or was his exile punishment enough for his terrible conduct all those years ago?

When you look at this, I notice that "prosecutorial misconduct" and a glossing over of the corrupt actions of the judge is dealt with without hindsight--Polanski fled because of a fear of being unjustly imprisoned AFTER he had served 42 days in jail after pleading guilty. In this country, you make a deal, you serve your time, and the system has to absorb the political implications of that. In this case, the judge starting to tear up the deals and appeal to the media. In case anyone has forgotten, the legal system in southern California has always been on the "dicey" side.

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Tera Patrick is Safe For Work

   Tera Patrick

I held out as long as I could. I tried to put it off. I really did.

    Tera Patrick

    Tera Patrick

Tera Patrick HAD to appear here, and I HAD to create a new gallery for her. Then, of course, I HAD to follow her on Twitter, and lo and behold, THIS is the photo set she used for her Twitter picture. Can I choose them or can I choose them?

    Tera Patrick

I HAD to.

    Tera Patrick

It was inevitable. Tera Patrick is inevitable.

    Tera Patrick

One of the loveliest and most beautiful models you will ever see, by far.

   Tera Patrick

   Tera Patrick

Tera Patrick has a gallery here...

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Dogging it in the NBA, Monta Ellis Style...

He may be worse than Marbury, if that's possible:

Stephen Curry is about as fresh-faced as a NBA rookie can be.

The 21-year old is soft-spoken and thoughtful. His lone tattoo, discreetly inked on the inside of his left wrist, is the motto of Davidson, the small college he guided to the Elite Eight in 2008. "T.C.C.": Trust, Commitment, Care.

Curry might want to look into laser tattoo removal because he's a Warrior now. And "Trust, Commitment, Care" is most certainly not in the Warriors' vocabulary.

At Curry's first NBA media day on Monday, the Warriors dysfunction -- their lack of trust, commitment void and utter carelessness as a franchise -- was on full display. It wouldn't be a new Warriors season without more drama from the NBA's most inept franchise. And, right on schedule, the Warriors are delivering.

Curry spoke with excitement about the potential of pairing in the Warriors backcourt with Monta Ellis. He described the possibility of a "very explosive duo."

But a few minutes later, Ellis appeared and dropped this gem: he can't play with Curry. "Can't," Ellis said. "Just can't." When told that the Warriors brass was contemplating exactly such a backcourt, Ellis said, "They say they can. But they can't. I just want to win. And you're not going to win that way."

The Warriors rarely win, of course. Last season derailed before it ever began when Ellis -- the player the Warriors had decided to build around -- went for a moped ride and ripped up his ankle. Ellis missed much of the season and the team threatened to void his $66 million contract.

Ellis is such a brilliant basketball mind that he knows what combination of players will win? He definitely needs to be named head coach, then.

This kind of thing is standard in the NBA--the team's franchise player is so batshit crazy with self-importance that he issues asides to the media without bothering to delve into a third-person narration as to what is, and what is not, acceptable to his greatness because he has a moped to ride. The only thing you can count on is that there will be more head games, and the first thirty or so games of the season will be played at half-speed in a lot of arenas, with a lot of flashy nothing and a lot of bricks taken against players who aren't bothering to defend.

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Bend Over, America. The Democrats Just Punted on Health Care Reform

This rascal stole your health care, liberals

A bit premature, perhaps, but I'm referring to this:

A key Senate panel shot down an amendment on Tuesday afternoon to add a government-run health insurance plan to its health care bill.

Getting to the crux of the nation's current health care debate – whether there should be more government involvement in health care -- the Senate Finance Committee spent hours debating the merits of a government plan, or "public option," before voting it down, 15 to eight.

Five Democrats -- Senators Kent Conrad (N.D.), Blanche Lincoln (Ark.), Bill Nelson (Fla.), Tom Carper (Del.) and Committee Chair Max Baucus (Mont.) -- joined Republicans in voting against it.

And, in a surprise move:

Directly following the debate over Rockefeller's robust public option amendment, the Senate Finance Committee next addressed Senator Chuck Schumer's “level playing field” public option. The debate was much shorter and mainly repeated the same argues for or against Rockefeller's amendment. Schumer's public option amendment also failed, but by a smaller margin, 10-13

Again, all ten Republicans on the committee voted against the public option. Only three Democrats (Kent Conrad, Max Baucus, Blanche Lincoln) joined them in opposing Schumer's public option. Democrats (Jay Rockefeller, Jeff Bingaman, John Kerry, Ron Wyden, Charles Schumer, Debbie Stabenow, Maria Cantwell, Robert Menendez, Bill Nelson, Thomas Carper) cast votes in support of the amendment.

Most notable was that Senatrors Bill Nelson and Thomas Carper voted against the Rockefeller public option, but voted for the Schumer “level playing field” plan. Carper was not at the meeting to explain why he didn't support Rockefeller's public option but did support Schumer's.

Bingaman and Baucus both stated that Schumer's public option would be their preferred way to design a public option. Bingaman did vote for both public option amendments and Baucus voted against both. Baucus claimed that he supports the idea of a public option, and thinks that it would serve an important function in keeping health insurance companies honest. Baucus refused to vote for either amendment, however, because he claimed it would prevent his health care bill from garnering 60 votes in the full Senate.

When Senators inexplicably split their votes like that, it means they have decided to vote in such a way as to give each other "cover" so that they can claim that they supported one thing over another thing and, by doing so, have a ready-made explanation that they will spend the next twenty years trotting out whenever someone dares to question their voting record.

If all of the fuss from the left wing blogosphere were to be believed, we would now be seeing the end of any kind of honeymoon between the Congress and the unhinged left. They will now be actively working against one another to ensure mediocrity and defeat. In this case, your bad is my good, although I must say, the good is really for the insurance companies, the bad is for small business. This is, without a doubt, the worst example of political leadership that I have ever seen. With overwhelming support and popularity, and a public clamoring for help, the Democrat Party flashes a fat wad of bills and steps on the faces of the sick and the poor as it climbs into the limousine. I have never seen such a blatant "fuck you" given to a group of people in all my days. That this is all happening while the President of the United States gets ready to leave town and go with his hat in his hand to beg to have the Olympics brought to Chicago is high farce. Health care is less important than the Olympics? Apparently so.

It's the Carter years all over again, except that now there's no one who wants to bring health care to the American people. The Congress won't do it, the President won't fight for it, and you can have good government some other decade.

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Bum Scuffles

      Kittens Fighting For Supremacy

There used to be a man who paraded up and down the street where I worked. I called him Mr. Insane Homeless Person. He wore an orange sweatshirt and garbage bags--fifty or sixty garbage bags--and he threw urine at people who didn't give him change. He bit a man on the ankle who worked in our client services department and the man had to have a rabies shot in his abdomen. (Or was it tetanus? I’m certain Peej would remember, were he around to tell me the answer.)

Mr. Insane Homeless Person jumped on a cab one time and ‘surfed’ it down the street until the cab driver panicked and ran over a Rottweiler and its owner. Their bodies lay in the road for some time—a thing that simply didn’t happen when Republicans were in charge. Rudy took care of these issues, and for that, I say God Bless him.

Then there was this fellow called Mr. Phlegm. He was constantly spitting and clearing his throat and swinging a bag full of old, broken calculators around. He was usually dressed in coveralls and a poncho--does anyone remember seeing him? They say he was an accountant with Arthur Andersen back in the days when AA was actually a choice place to work. Some say he lost his mind working on a client that had ties to the movie business--movie business accounting is more of a leap of faith into the unknown than it is a matter of actually tracking numbers and making them add up.

Mr. Phlegm had a "bumfight" one day with a man who wore two orange roadcones on his shoulders and called himself "No Parking Zone." I invented the term "bumscuffle" and I always thought that what we were seeing was more of a scuffle, not a fight, but I digress.

They commenced to fighting one day as I was walking to lunch with several of my slap-happy and useless junior partners. This was in the days when, as I have pointed out, unattended bodies were abundant, helicopters were shooting at people who tried to swim in the Hudson River and there were no cops on the streets. Mr. Phlegm blinded "No Parking Zone" and threw one of his road cones onto a passing garbage truck. They grappled for a while, threw weak punches that drew catcalls from those of us who can appreciate a decent bumfight and then scrambled into an alley after the Chinese restaurant threw out their morning trash. I wish I had had the foresight to film these daily brawls in the streets of New Jack City, as it was once known. I could have made millions marketing these delightful “bumfights” and “boyfights” type videos that people love so much.

The ideal video contains violence, screaming, blood and an abundance of cheering from people who instinctively cover their face any time the camera swings around towards them. If I have time, I will go into the editing bay and help with the editorial decisions that go into structuring a good video. I will add sound effects, like cracking stalks of celery and smacking a big slab of ham with a wooden spoon each time a combatant hits their opponent. I’ve heard bones break in real life, and they make a distinctive sound. Unfortunately, most Americans have never been involved in lethal hand to hand fighting and don’t understand what things really sound like. Another excellent sound effect is the sound a frying pan full of hot grease makes when it hits a saucepan full of marbles. The underlying soundtrack is also important. Rather than use classical music or showtunes, I use a pre-recorded loop of heavy metal songs, sped up and distorted with a Q-tip placed on the tape machine rollers. It does not sound bad, actually. Disturbing, of course. But bad?

Not really, not really.

One of the most gripping and audacious bumfights I ever saw was in Times Square. Never mind why I was there. Grubbycakes McGee and Wheelchair Sam faced off against each other for a full half an hour before one of those rent-a-cops on a horse broke it up. Grubbycakes used a pliers, a shoe and a trash bag to knock Wheelchair Sam off his game. Wheelchair Sam, for those of you who haven't been to New York City, was an iconic fixture in the neighborhood. He claimed to have had his legs taken off by a sadistic interrogator in a North Korean prison camp.

Actually, he was a forgetful diabetic. I do not relish the days of watching bumfights and placing small wagers on the outcome with complete strangers. I do not miss the days of weirdos and freaks being in charge of who could walk on whatever part of the sidewalk. There is no nostalgia in my bones for the days of wondering whether to shoot someone in the leg and run for the nearest brightly lit bodega. New York City is now a liveable place, and Rudy made it so. I used to relish the thought of Rudy being President. One might consider travelling to the Nation's capital once again, were that to ever happen.

Finally, let me address the issue of wagering on a bumfight. Wagering on bumfights is not a crime per se, at least, not if the two parties engaged in said transaction do so without intent to profit outrageously and then work behind the scenes to encourage the bumfight or to affect its outcome. I have been known to toss pieces of plywood, detached rebar or heavy stones towards combatants and yell at them to ‘cowboy up’ but I did so only because I believe in the spirit of competition.

I claim the mantle of having invented the word and the term "bumscuffle." I went so far as to trademark the name, the rights in perpetuity, and the licensing of the term. I wanted "bumscuffle" to be another "Just Do It." Sadly, it never took off.

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Sit Down, Girlfriend

     Least Weasel

If this doesn't convince the Washington Post that it made a tremendous blunder by keeping Richard Cohen, then there is no hope for journalism or commentary in this country:

It’s alright with me if Roman Polanski is freed by the Swiss authorities who have detained him at the request of the United States -- if first I get a chance to bust him one in the mouth. I agree that it has been a very long time since he pleaded guilty to having sexual intercourse with a 13 year old girl -- more than 30 years, actually -- but that itself was a reduced charge. He had allegedly plied the girl with champagne and given her a quarter of a Quaalude before, as the Victorians used to say, having his way with her. He is a squalid excuse for a man.

For saying that I know I stand in mortal peril of being accused by the French and much of the Pacific Palisades of being a moral prude (ha!) or a vengeance-seeking scold. The arrest has produced consternation in Hollywood and apoplexy in France, where even the culture minister, Frederic Mitterrand, got into the act. He decried that “a new ordeal is being inflicted on someone who has already known so many during his lifetime.” Oui. But he drugged and sexually abused a child.

Polanski is a great film director -- although the much-acclaimed “Chinatown” has a muddled script -- but his true talent is to make fools of his friends.

I would bet that included in those now protesting on behalf of Polanski are many who went bonkers when President Clinton pardoned Marc Rich, the fugitive commodities trader who was indicted while overseas and has taken his time -- 26 years -- in coming home. The pardon created such a ruckus that Rich apparently has yet to claim it. As with Polanski, he maintains a home in Switzerland. (It is total mystery to me why the Swiss could pick up Polanski for possible extradition to the U.S., but not -- until the pardon -- Rich.)

There are so many ridiculous and just utterly, utterly unhinged moments in the first part of Cohen's screed that it is difficult to fathom how this got past an editor. His delusion about being able to hit anyone in the mouth is the most gut-busting laugh I've had in a good long while. Boy, aren't you a stable adult, sir.

Chinatown is "muddled?" It's the greatest screenplay ever written, and one of the best films ever. If that doesn't get Cohen committed to a psychiatric ward, nothing will.

Cohen himself is a sexual predator of the worst kind--the workplace kind, the kind who thinks nothing of objectifying and demeaning women:

...But when Mr. Cohen himself was accused of engaging in "inappropriate behavior" toward Devon Spurgeon, a 23-year-old editorial aide at the paper, Post management went into its own form of crisis mode: Staff members are forbidden to discuss the matter, the participants in the dispute have been frozen out by superiors, and Post executive editor Leonard Downie Jr. is refusing to comment.

The episode has increased tensions between the sexes at the paper, Post staff members have said, and has exposed a rift between a salty old guard and younger colleagues grappling with the complicated issues of interoffice gender politics. Ms. Spurgeon, described by colleagues as intelligent and a dead ringer for Post Style section alumna Sally Quinn in her youth, was hired as an editorial aide in 1996. Ambitious and eager, she earned the respect of political columnist David Broder, who mentored her. She spent a year in Washington before joining the seven-person New York bureau in July 1997.

Mr. Cohen, on the other hand, has been at The Post for nearly 30 years. He worked his way up through the ranks as a reporter and was made a columnist in 1976, becoming in the process the epitome of a well-connected insider journalist. He is a close friend of the paper's reigning power couple, hallowed editor at large Ben Bradlee and Ms. Quinn, and pals around with media elites like New Yorker writer Ken Auletta and writers Nora Ephron and Nicholas Pileggi. He had been working one day a week in the New York bureau for years, and moved to the city full-time in September 1997 to be closer to his wife.

Staff members said Ms. Spurgeon and Mr. Cohen clashed soon after his arrival in New York. Ms. Spurgeon's post was quasi-clerical; she was given spot news assignments but was also expected to monitor the office fax machine and telephones. She made no secret of her journalistic ambitions, fellow staff members said, to the occasional detriment of her lesser duties.

This, they said, seemed to annoy Mr. Cohen enough that he upbraided her from time to time, making reference to his connections to Post higher-ups in Washington in a way that Ms. Spurgeon read as an implicit threat to her job security. Despite his displeasure with Ms. Spurgeon's job performance, Mr. Cohen seems to have sought out her opinion on matters relevant to his column. After reading a Lewinsky-related article that referred to oral sex as "casual sex," Mr. Cohen engaged Ms. Spurgeon in a discussion on the subject that other staff members found offensive. Staff members said that Mr. Cohen sometimes used foul language in the office and that he remarked on Ms. Spurgeon's appearance, telling her she "looked good in black," according to a Post staff member.

On another occasion, the staff member said, Mr. Cohen asked Ms. Spurgeon to "stand up and turn around." Mr. Cohen has denied to friends that he made that last comment and said that the other comments on Ms. Spurgeon's appearance were made innocently. Speaking to Off the Record, Mr. Cohen would only say,

"It was a personality dispute at an office, but it had nothing to do with sexual harassment as the term applies today." Mr. Cohen's defenders said discussions of oral sex are unavoidable in newsrooms these days because of the allegations swirling around President Clinton. And they add that while Mr. Cohen may cuss heartily, he does so only in the tradition of his trade. "Anyone who has worked in a newsroom knows these are not sedate places," said Mr. Auletta. "There is a wise-guy element of journalism that doesn't get into what we write, but we bluster.… That's the way journalists talk."

Tensions between Mr. Cohen and Ms. Spurgeon escalated in late March, eventually culminating in a peculiar circumstance: For three weeks, the 57-year-old columnist gave his 23-year-old colleague the silent treatment. Staff members in the New York bureau expressed their concern to bureau chief Blaine Harden, who in turn contacted assistant managing editor Karen DeYoung in Washington. Ms. DeYoung took the matter to Mr. Downie, who went into crisis mode. Staff members contend Post management mishandled the situation from the outset. While Mr. Cohen was interviewed about the matter in New York with a lawyer present, Ms. Spurgeon was flown to Washington and interviewed alone by Post attorneys and personnel officers.

Senior management met in Mr. Downie's office to discuss a course of action and concluded that Mr. Cohen and Ms. Spurgeon should be separated during the inquiry. Reasoning that Mr. Cohen was a columnist and needed to work in the office, management put Ms. Spurgeon on paid leave, sending her home for two weeks. The move outraged some employees, who felt it gave the impression that "she was the screwy one," according to one Post reporter. The move also seemed to violate the paper's own sexual harassment guidelines, which insure that no report of alleged harassment will "cause further embarrassment" to the complainant.

While Ms. Spurgeon awaited word of her fate, Post sources said, Mr. Cohen's friends mounted a defense of their colleague, using a familiar tactic-they trashed the young reporter. Because she had cried on occasion in the office, Ms. Spurgeon was depicted as unstable by critics in calls to Post management. Ms. Spurgeon's sympathizers said she was upset about her mother, who is stricken with cancer, and they called the comments a cheap shot.

An item in The Washington Times reported that Mr. Cohen's friend Sally Quinn was behind the campaign to discredit Ms. Spurgeon, a charge Ms. Quinn vehemently denied. "I never made a single phone call to people at the Post on behalf of Dick," Ms. Quinn said. "I've stayed out of it because I don't think my involvement would help anybody."

Post management recently concluded that Ms. Spurgeon suffered a "hostile working environment" but not sexual harassment, and later changed the finding to conclude that Mr. Cohen had committed "inappropriate behavior." Mr. Cohen was moved from the New York bureau's 12th-floor office at 251 West 57th Street to Newsweek 's offices 10 floors higher. Sources close to Mr. Cohen and Ms. Spurgeon said neither is particularly pleased with the outcome.

Mr. Cohen feels he has been the victim of a witch-hunt atmosphere. "It's not like he groped someone," said Mr. Auletta. "He's being accused of saying things that are insensitive. Well, grow up.… This is Dick Cohen being Dick Cohen, and politically correct people being wusses." Mr. Auletta expressed concern that recent press reports about the dispute might taint his friend's reputation. "If you accuse someone of being a sexual harasser or a racist or an anti-Semite, the reporting never catches up with the story," he said. "The charges are always so damaging."

Some people never learn to shut up. Cohen sure called in the chits to save his ass eleven years ago, didn't he? And, here we are, watching him stick his head squarely up his ass and talk false bravado about being outraged by what someone else did.

Well, at least Polanski spent time in jail--his agreed-upon sentence was for 42 days, but the judge backed out of the plea agreement and tried to send Polanski back to jail. What happened is that Polanski then panicked, in no small part because of his life experiences, a fact lost on many who judge his actions. I believe that Polanski should go back and face the music and clear his name, and that someone should acknowledge the reprehensible conduct of the judge in the case.

On the other hand, Cohen merely asked his friends to ruin the career of a young woman so that he could continue screeching like an unhinged hypocrite. What a sickening way to start the day, having to parse Richard Cohen's trash.

An American Lion

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I am not affiliated with Bilderbergers

My association with secret, elite, and powerful organizations is thin and nonexistent.

I blame Father for this reality. Father, as many of you probably don't know because you don't bother to remember pertinent details about me that I constantly have to repeat over and over again in order to move things along, was an Irish immigrant who came to the United States as a child. He was about nine years old in 1923 when he came to the America and immediately punched three grown men at the Ellis Island processing center and stole a motor car and crashed it into a police station somewhere in the Bronx.

He then set fire to the police station, prophetically telling the desk sergeant, "I'll be back," and then returning with the fire department, who he promptly beat up just for what he called "laughs." The Pinkertons loved his ability to fight seven or eight grown men at the same time. Even though he was nine years old, he was able to fight men and beat them bloody. They would hit him in the head and he would just snarl at them, in his impenetrable Irish brogue, and they would stand there with a confused look on their face. That's when Father would jump onto a crate or a small box and punch them in the eye.

His inability to join bizaare, cult-like organizations and become part of the secret elite that ran this country in the 1920s led him to conclude that he had to be a successful businessman on the outside looking in, and that's pretty much how he did things. Father would have been a billionaire ten times over if he had been a Yale man, or a Mason, or even a member of the Woolworth's Super Discount Club.

He did try to join various international fascist movements in the 1930s, but who didn't? I realize many people don't understand how the world works, but here's how it does: if your Father couldn't get into a secret worldwide domination cult, you're not getting in, either. This is why I couldn't go to Yale and had to settle for Princeton. Sorry, Princeton--you were what I had to settle for when my juvenile conviction record and my abysmal prep school grades could not be "smoothed over" by Father's offer to buy me into Yale.

When I read about this, I merely cluck my tongue and smile with the look of a man who has seen and read it all:

The highest levels of the Obama administration are infested with members of a shadowy, elitist cabal intent on installing a one-world government that subverts the will of the American people.

It sounds crazy, but that’s what a group of very persistent conspiracy theorists insists, and they point to President Obama’s nominee for Health and Human Services Secretary, Kansas Gov. Kathleen Sebelius, as the latest piece of evidence supporting their claims.

It turns out that Sebelius – like top administration economists Timothy Geithner, Larry Summers and Paul Volcker, as well as leading Obama diplomats Richard Holbrooke and Dennis Ross – is a Bilderberger. That is, she is someone who has participated in the annual invitation-only conference held by an elite international organization known as the Bilderberg group.

The group, which takes its name from the Dutch hotel where it held its first meeting in 1954, exists solely to bring together between 100 and 150 titans of politics, finance, military, industry, academia and media from North America and Western Europe once a year to discuss world affairs. It doesn’t issue policy statements or resolutions, nor does it hold any events other than an annual meeting.

Past participants have included Margaret Thatcher, who attended the 1975 meeting at Turkey’s Golden Dolphin Hotel, former media mogul Conrad Black, who has been to more than a dozen conferences, and Bill Clinton, Tony Blair, Condoleezza Rice, Donald Rumsfeld, Queen Beatrix of the Netherlands, King Juan Carlos of Spain and top officials of BP, IBM, Barclays and the Bank of England.

It is precisely that exclusive roster of globally influential figures that has captured the interest of an international network of conspiracists, who for decades have viewed the Bilderberg conference as a devious corporate-globalist scheme.

I don't know how devious it can be when we actually know their names.

You can be rude and correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't it ridiculous to presume that we know everything there is to know about a secret worldwide domination cult? You would think that any reasonably successful worldwide domination cult would prevent the hoi polloi from knowing these things. Is it the conceit of the common masses to think they know all about the machinations of the rich and connected? Probably.

There are so many Internet Smarty Pants People, sometimes known as Poindexters, running around these days that it is impossible to do anything anymore. These people think they have all of the inside information that doesn't really exist and they believe they can explain things like computer encryption, weaponry, and international finance without having to explain why they're flat busted broke and couldn't get out of college. This article sounds like it was written for the benefit of the Internet Smarty Pants People, and is designed to get them through lunchtime.

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Our Wartime President

Mr. President, another general wants to yap at you for a bit...

Only once in 70 days?

The military general credited with capturing Saddam Hussein and killing the leader of al Qaeda in Iraq, Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, says he has spoken with President Obama only once since taking command in Afghanistan.

"I’ve talked to the president, since I’ve been here, once on a VTC [video teleconferece]," Gen. Stanley McChrystal told CBS reporter David Martin in a television interview that aired Sunday.

"You’ve talked to him once in 70 days?" Mr. Martin followed up.

"That is correct," the general replied.

This revelation comes amid the explosive publication of an classified report written by the general that said the war in Afghanistan "will likely result in failure" if more troops are not added next year. Yet, the debate over health care reform continues to dominate Washington’s political discussions.

This is savvy public relations in action. General McChrystal has thrown his own President under the bus, and there's nothing anyone can do about it. You have to marvel at how well McChrystal can use leaks and little asides to completely undercut every aspect of the idea that Democrats can run a war.

With today's technology, the President could speak to all of his commanders every day, and any time he wished to. This is either a bonus or a red herring. Do you want to be bothered all of the time by having to speak to the boss? And, really, there is a chain of command. For the President to speak to Secretary Gates, who would then speak to General McChrystal, or through some combination of talking to him via General Petraeus or General Casey, it's not like there isn't communication. I would be far more concerned to discover that McChrystal asked to speak to the President and was told that he could not have access.

The symbolism is devastating. This is the symbol of being a four star general, and having command of troops in the field who are dying in combat in what is the front-line of the real war on terror, and you have only talked to the President once? It is also a devastatng critique of where we are right now. Liberals would be screaming at Bush for being this disconnected. But it's more than that--it is about those troops, and the peril they face, cheap political points notwithstanding.

We are disconnected and rudderless when it comes to the Afghan war. And, pardon me for pointing this out, but--I thought the adults were going to be in charge now. I thought we were going to have change and focus and competence. What happened?

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Paul Begala is a Master of the Obvious

It's fall--why aren't you out walking and enjoying the beautiful weather?

You can't go wrong predicting the obvious. It's not a question as to whether or not a "health care reform bill" would pass. Everyone knows that some form of legislation will pass.

The question is whether it will actually be a viable piece of legislation, or, to put it succinctly, a real piece of reform that bites down on costs and inflicts serious pain to the people who advocate for the status quo.

Liberal Paul Begal masters the obvious here:

Hey, fellow progressives, I have a secret for you: We’re winning on health care.

As a battle-scarred veteran of President Bill Clinton’s health care fight, I know there are many dangers, toils and snares ahead. But I am optimistic that President Barack Obama will be able to sign into law a bill any fair-minded observer would call far-reaching, progressive health reform. Here’s why.

The conservative strategy of blowing up town hall meetings was must-see TV — as when conservatives shouted down a woman in a wheelchair. But the histrionics didn’t change any minds (Gallup shows support essentially unchanged before and after the August recess), and they didn’t change any votes. I can’t think of a single Democrat who has switched from supporting health reform to opposing it because of the right-wing primal scream strategy. It was, as Macbeth said, “a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.”

All five committees involved have, for the first time in history, reported out bills to fundamentally reform our health care system. Previous House committee chairpersons in prior Congresses wouldn’t speak to one another, much less collaborate on three very similar bills, as the Energy and Commerce, Ways and Means and Health, Education, Labor and Pensions committees have. Very impressive and very encouraging.

On the Senate side, even the absence of the irreplaceable Ted Kennedy has not stopped the cause of his life. His health committee produced a first-class bill. And the Finance Committee, where every progressive feared health care would die, is in the process of producing a bill that covers 95 percent of Americans, cracks down on insurance company abuses like the pre-existing condition rule, subsidizes coverage for the poor, wallops insurance companies with taxes and fees and actually reduces the deficit.

This is what I like to call "shining a turd" so that people won't realize that they have been handed a turd. It's a masterful bit of visual trickery, you see, because turds aren't shiny. Good things are shiny.Hence, this shiny thing you've handed to me can't be a turd, right? Oh.

Here in Fatass Nation, personal responsibility is never hinted at. Want real health care reform? Well, you can expect and hope that your government will make the system better. That's fine and dandy. But cleaning up your personal business and eating better would also go a long way towards helping the system. Your fat ass and your disgusting personal habits do cause you to barf up a lung or eject a burned out liver once in a while, sir. Those black lungs and distended colons of yours make for an undue burden on a health care system that is buckling under the weight, literally, of patients who need to be moved in moving vans because they are too fat for ambulances. As the philosopher once said, you should cut down on your parklife mate, get some exercise. I'm not talking about people who really need medical help. I'm talking about people who have let themselves go because their lameassed celebrity blog needs updating. I can't stand people like that.

Begala is an establishment liberal who is being directed to, I mean, who is simply writing an innocent little articlewhere he is trying to rally the troops and open up the spigot so that disgusted Democrats can go back to donating money to the Democrat Party. This is being done so that establishment liberals like Begala can continue to command huge consulting fees from Democrat politicians who want to run terrible television ads during the wrong time of the year. You didn't think killing the "50 state option" was going to be hurt people like Paul Begala, did you? Way to go, liberals! Your bad is my good.

I maintain that the "reform" this country will have to swallow will make the pharmaceutical industry ecstatic, and it will make the HMOs and the insurers do backflips on their billion-dollar trampolines, and it will make the American people look into their empty wallets and scream. But, keep voting for Democrats, you see. That's the only way to make things better. If you vote for Republicans, you're an evil, racist, backwoods ass who can't think straight. Voting for Democrats is shiny, you see. Oh...

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An Unfortunate Caricature

A rather unfortunate caricature of President Obama as the Heath Ledger version of "The Joker" from Batman (it's not worth reprinting because of how badly done it really is) has become a test of free speech in this country.

Now, let us not forget the horrible images of former President Bush that were displayed everywhere in this country. Bush was depicted as a chimpanzee, as a bloodthirsty tyrant, as a king, as a man who looked excellent as a fighter pilot, and so on and so forth. There was a time in this country when you couldn't go anywhere without seeing some cartoon image of the President somewhere, either on a bumpersticker or attached to the backside of a slow-moving liberal's ass.

These images were sacred totems of the unhinged left. It was their solemn duty to publish them, ad nauseum, for all to see.

I hate to break it to you liberals, but your President is due for some mockery. And while I think that the whole thing is childish and disrespectful, it's not my opinion that matters. It is whether or not we're going to truly be consistent and allow people their right to dissent. The NAACP is going to protest something that will only publicize the fact that there is a strip club in Richmond, Virginia. It is not going to change anyone's minds, however:

The NAACP says it's planning to protest a mural depicting President Barack Obama as the Joker from Batman on the side of a Richmond strip club.

The National Association for the Advancement of Colored People says its state conference, Virginia Commonwealth and Virginia Union college chapters plan to hold a news conference at noon Monday at 15th and Main in Richmond to express their outrage.

The organization says it will address the community's reaction to the mural and ongoing racial hostility.

Can someone explain the racial hostility with depicting the President as The Joker from Batman? What are the actual racial undertones here? Is this any different from depicting him as another evil henchman from a comic book, like Two Face (what politician is not "two-faced?), the Penguin, or even Simon Bar Sinister from the much, much better Underdog cartoon?

I will accept that we should be respectful, but I don't understand where they can claim racism. Is it because the President looks like the late Heath Ledger? Both are handsome men--how is that a bad comparison? Is it because they want him to look like The Joker? That's a hamfisted kind of satire--the President really isn't anything like a crazy mastermind of criminal mayhem. At least, not this President anyway. Is it because the smeared, evil makeup resembles the despicable blackface portrayals of African Americans? I could sort of see that as a good reason to be upset, but in the context of popular images, that seems like an outdated one.

If you accept that there will always be a minority of about 30% of the people who will always hate the President, no matter what, then you should realize that satiric or nasty portrayals are going to happen, no matter what we try to do. The NAACP's efforts to stamp out this portrayal only makes it more taboo, more attractive to the real clowns who would employ it.

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Hanna Hilton is Safe For Work

Hanna Hilton

Hanna Hilton always amazes, never disappoints.

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Hanna Hilton

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Charlie Weis Already Knows His Own Fate


I would be shocked to see Charlie Weis come back as coach at Notre Dame next season, as would anyone else with any common sense. Weis probably already knows he's finished:

They won, but they looked awful. So don't misconstrue the following: The Fighting Irish survived down the stretch for a 33-30 come-from-ahead victory on Saturday at Notre Dame Stadium against Michigan State.

Even so, they are a mess these days in football.

I'm guessing the priests who run the University of Notre Dame aren't likely any time soon to clear space around the statues of Knute Rockne, Frank Leahy, Ara Parseghian and Lou Holtz for one of Charlie Weis.

Weis still is in trouble. If not, he should be. In fact, he should be dropkicked by the leprechaun to the edge of the city limits if the Irish have another "victory" like this one. His fifth and most talented Notre Dame team just spent a second consecutive week fighting for its life against an inferior foe from the state of Michigan.

At this point, Weis has to be thinking of two things--not embarrassing himself, and perhaps landing a coordinator job in the NFL next year. Beyond that, there's always the PAC 10, which seems to be the place for a coach to go in order to rehabilitate their career. Charlie Weis is a good man in a bad spot, and there are few coaches who could have done any better at Notre Dame.

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The great Metrolink Massacre

If this doesn't convince you that public transportation is a bloodthirsty menace, nothing will:

Although Metrolink safety lapses drew national attention last year when 25 people were killed in a head-on collision with a freight train, many more have died from commuter trains hitting automobiles and pedestrians.

Over the 15 years leading up to the deadly crash in Chatsworth, accidents involving trains running on Metrolink's system killed 218 other people, according to a detailed examination of accident records by The Times. Through September 2008, the number killed on the Metrolink commuter rail system was 244. Hundreds more people sustained nonfatal injuries.

Critics say Metrolink leaders have not paid enough attention to safety and have done little to upgrade dangerous intersections where streets cross the tracks. In particular, the public railway has failed to adopt the sorts of safety systems and improvements developed and widely used by its sister agency, the Metropolitan Transportation Authority.

Some of the clearest examples are in the San Fernando Valley, which includes two of Metrolink's most dangerous crossings -- at Buena Vista Avenue in Burbank and Sunland Boulevard in Sun Valley.

For the thousands of motorists who pass through it every day, the rail crossing at Buena Vista and San Fernando Boulevard can be a hair-raising passage. The intersection is a maze of sharp turns and confusing signals that require drivers to move with split-second timing.

I realize that this may offend, but here in Fatass Nation, otherwise known as the America, the words "split-second timing" and your typical feeble, confused driver are a recipe for disaster. What's happened over the last fifteen years, you may wonder? Well, not only are there more cars, but there are safer and much larger cars, so more people are actually surviving crashes that they wouldn't have survived when Metrolink started. But what works against the statistics are things like cell phones and texting, which are two things that can cause more and more of these terrible drivers to die horrible deaths in burning vehicles while maintaining fabulous and robust social networks.

Any public transportation system that has killed 244 people without being an airplane or a flaming jetcar with no brakes or seatbelts is a menace to society. And, bear in mind, this is just a system in the area around Los Angeles, California. Spread that to the rest of California or the rest of the country, and no one would stand for it.

America, no way should you adopt public transportation if it comes in this package.

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The Flophouse Bachelors Next Door

Won't you rent a room in my personal flophouse?

Have you noticed the corruption of any married ladies as of late? Have you been paying attention to the comings and goings of your local flophouse? Is your quaint little neighborhood full of nice people, nice houses and nice cars the new home of degradation and weirdness as of late?

Ruined women abound in this country, and it is because of the prevalence of flophouse bachelors. Oh, laugh if you must. Laugh at me all you want. I'm a big boy and I can take it. But, mark my words, when you see stories of desperate girls being forced to marry into common families, you'll remember my warnings. Flophouse bachelors can be spotted from spy satellites or from rolling police cars. A flophouse bachelor wears tweed like it is still dressy, has shoes with visible wear on the soles, and sports the ever-present dress shirt with the sleeves worn through like sheer curtains. Men stopped wearing hats because these men have never had the money to replace them after leaving them behind in greasy diners in their haste to hustle after a free night in a room with a bare lightbulb hanging out of the ceiling and tepid pan of filmy water. Their lingo is strangled and their fashion never comes around again. Their books are rough and plain and their music is garbled and covered in honeydew twang.

They could be living next door to you and you wouldn't even know it:

Five years ago, when real estate in Northern Virginia was booming, it didn't surprise longtime residents in the Springfield and Falls Church areas to see small homes demolished and large "McMansions" built in their place. But they were surprised when a dozen or more people would then move into the new house, living in tight spaces and parking numerous cars up and down the street.

The safety hazards of these new boardinghouses prompted Fairfax County to launch a Code Enforcement Strike Team in 2007. Deeper investigation uncovered the biggest mortgage fraud scheme in Fairfax history, officials said Thursday, and squads of officers arrested 20 people involved in allegedly cheating local banks out of more than $9 million.

Authorities said they think that two real estate agents and a loan officer were at the heart of the scheme, in which "straw buyers" with incomes of less than $25,000 were recruited and then approved for loans of $800,000 or more with little or no down payments. Sometimes new houses were built, and their rooms were cut into additional smaller rooms. Other times, houses were bought and renovated to hold as many as eight bedrooms. Officials said they occasionally saw families living in furnace rooms or closets, frequently with many of the doors and windows locked.

"I've seen extension cords running out of houses to sheds," said Supervisor Jeff McKay (D-Lee), who began touring the packed houses several years ago. "I've seen the doors at the top of basement stairwells padlocked. It's single-family homes being operated as apartment buildings. People's lives were in danger, and they didn't even know it."

Investigators weren't sure whether the renters were aware they were part of the fraud scheme. But authorities think that the straw buyers were knowing participants, with many of them buying at least three properties, receiving payments for the use of their credit and then living in one of the houses and serving as a landlord to collect rent and pay the mortgage until the house was sold or went into foreclosure.

Johnny Law is always the last to know, isn't he? Well, after years of flophouse living and ruined women being married into families that don't own their own vacation home, the chickens have come home to roost, haven't they? And, in this case, the chickens were brought with the flophouse bachelors to lay eggs and keep as pets. Yes, that's a flophouse bachelor with a chicken under his arm skulking down your street, looking for a coupon and a woman to ruin.

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Speaking the Language

If you're going to talk to the Danes, at least try to speak some Danish

Our government is stumbling around like an enraged, blinded bull in a china shop. Things are getting smashed and broken, and we can't speak the language of love, which is diplomacy. Or is love the language of diplomacy as it is applied to statecraft? Who knows?

The Government Accountability Office put out a report as to what's happening with our State Department. Years of neglect have left us with precious few people who can competently speak a foreign language:

The Department of State (State) faces an ongoing challenge of ensuring it has the right people, with the right skills, in the right places overseas to carry out the department's priorities. In particular, State has long had difficulty staffing its hardship posts overseas, which are places like Beruit and Lagos, where conditions are difficult and sometimes dangerous due to harsh environmental and extreme living conditions that often entail pervasive crime or war, but are nonetheless integral to foreign policy priorities and need a full complement of qualified staff. State has also faced persistent shortages of staff with critical language skills, despite the importance of foreign language proficiency in advancing U.S. foreign policy and economic interests overseas. In recent years GAO has issued a number of reports on human capital issues that have hampered State's ability to carry out the President's foreign policy objectives...

Despite a number of steps taken over a number of years, the State Department continues to face persistent staffing and experience gaps at hardship posts, as well as notable shortfalls in foreign language capabilities. A common element of these problems has been a longstanding staffing and experience deficit, which has both contributed to the gaps at hardship posts and fueled the language shortfall by limiting the number of staff available for language training. State has undertaken several initiatives to address these shortages, including multiple staffing increases intended to fill the gaps. However, the department has not undertaken these initiatives in a comprehensive and strategic manner. As a result, it is unclear when the staffing and skill gaps that put diplomatic readiness at risk will close.

These shortfalls are best understood with bar graphs, ones that I have spruced up with colors (gee, GAO--do you think you could hire someone to dress the place up a bit?)

The GAO gives us some examples [pdf warning]:

Past reports by GAO, State’s Office of the Inspector General, the
Department of Defense, and various think tanks have concluded that
foreign language shortfalls could be negatively affecting U.S. national
security, diplomacy, law enforcement, and intelligence-gathering efforts.
Foreign Service officers we spoke to provided a number of examples of
the effects of not having the required language skills, including the
following.

  • Consular officers at a post we visited said that because of a lack of language skills, they make adjudication decisions based on what they “hope” they heard in visa interviews.
  • A security officer in Cairo said that without language skills, officers do not
    have any “juice”—that is, the ability to influence people they are trying to
    elicit information from.
  • According to another regional security officer, the lack of foreign language
    skills may hinder intelligence gathering because local informants are
    reluctant to speak through locally hired interpreters.
  • One ambassador we spoke to said that without language proficiency—
    which helps officers gain insight into a country—the officers are not
    invited to certain events and cannot reach out to broader, deeper
    audiences.

Sounds like we have some work to do on the foreign language front. If you can speak the language, you can convince the godless enemies of the Republic to do anything for cash. That's what diplomacy is all about. Bribery. And telling dirty jokes in the local tongue.

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Jessica Jaymes

Jessica Jaymes

Jessica Jaymes

You can't use that term too loosely. Jessica Jaymes is a stunner.

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Democrats Never Take Care of Veterans

Tell me again how Democrats always take good care of Veterans, dad...

Who's running things?

The Democrats.

Who's supposed to be getting new benefits that will allow them to go to college?

Veterans.

Who's not getting their money while Democrats run around, giving each other Senate seats and free handouts and lobbying jobs and fists full of free cash money?

If you guessed that the Veterans were getting screwed again, you would be correct, sir:

Grumbling about delays in Post-9/11 GI Bill payments is on the rise as veterans who expected the new education program to fully cover their college costs are wondering what happened to the money.

The head of Iraq and Afghanistan Veterans of America, a group that played a big role in getting the Post-9/11 GI Bill enacted, said delayed payments are hurting veterans.

“After spending years fighting for the new GI Bill, IAVA is frustrated to hear that veterans are being forced to wait for GI Bill checks that are being cut late,” said Paul Rieckhoff, executive director of IAVA. “We have and will continue to push VA to address this issue immediately before more veterans are forced into the difficult position of choosing between paying out of pocket or dropping out of school.”

Veterans Affairs Department officials say the delays are the result of two things: the complex two-step procedure of approving veterans first for eligibility and then for enrollment, and because the program is new for both claims processors and the school admissions and financial officials who help file claims.

They noted the program only began Aug. 1, and despite allowing service members and veterans to pre-certify their eligibility, some parts of the process could not be completed until institutions certified enrollment.

Officials said they believe most veterans waiting for living stipends will receive payments Oct. 1 that will be retroactive to the start of their terms, and that book allowances will be paid at about the same time schools receive tuition payments. For those who filed claims in early September, that should happen in mid-to-late October.

Delays are one thing, bureaucratic nightmares are another. If they have known for the better part of this year that they were going to have an issue, why didn't they take steps to correct those issues? Why are Veterans being left with no money for college expenses? Why are they being abandoned? If the Obama Administration had simply dedicated some effort to ensuring that this one program, with enormous consequences for a relatively small group of people, had gone off without a hitch, they would have a real success story to tell to the American people. They could have used this example to prove that they can take care of Veterans and make government work.

Instead, they rolled over and forgot to do what they needed to do, and Veterans are getting the shaft. Instead of showing people how the government could be trusted to administer a benefits program like, I don't know, perhaps health care, they unwittingly showed us that Veterans are a meaningless special needs group that can be counted upon to take it sideways while bent over a chair.

Why do they fail like they do? It's because we have eggheads and Poindexters in charge, people who think they know everything but can't organize a one car parade. You'd have to be a sucker to believe that anything was going to change.

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Walter Pincus Under Fire For Being a Washington Journalist

Phony outrage is the fuel that drives 99% of our current political discourse. The remaining one percent is driven by madness. You're nobody if you can't gin up phony outrage. You're an amateur if you can't go on one television show and scream about the little sisters of the poor are communist dupes one minute and then go on another show and talk about you wanted to join the little sisters of the poor but they wouldn't have you because your pure human soul was too delicate to be corrupted by their imperfect fundraising model.

When Walter Pincus was telling liberals things that made George W. Bush look bad, they loved him. As soon as he starts writing things that they don't like, they explode with rage and start jumping up and down like Yosemite Sam on crystal meth:

Last week Harper’s contributing editor Scott Horton attacked what he called a “misleading” Pincus story suggesting that the CIA was being held to a different standard than the military on torture. A piece to which Pincus contributed, asserting that Sept. 11 mastermind Khalid Sheikh Mohammed “cooperated after waterboarding” — which seemed to imply that “enhanced interrogation techniques” had worked — was denounced by Salon’s Glenn Greenwald as “The Washington Post’s Cheney-ite defense of torture.” Another story Pincus wrote with reporter Joby Warrick about low spirits at the CIA was described by FireDogLake blogger Marcy Wheeler as “your daily WaPo torture apology.”

Pincus professes to be unbothered — criticism from the left and right just “washes right off,” he says. Nor is he impressed by another charge thrown at him — that his reporting is the result of being too cozy with important people in Washington. Pincus, who is 76 and first started at the Post 43 years ago, is unapologetic about moving in the upper levels of the Washington establishment, serving on boards and socializing with high government officials like Supreme Court Justice Stephen Breyer and former CIA director George Tenet, many of them people he has known for years.

Liberal bloggers have a failed business model to deal with--they have thrived on phony outrage since 2005 or so and now, with Democrats running everything, the phony outrage can only take them so far. Never mind that Pincus is a whore for the establishment and would never write anything his corporate masters didn't vet through a dozen lawyers. Never mind that a working journalist who brags about being pals with members of the establishment can no longer call himself a journalist. Never mind that they might be right about Pincus, even though they don't have the guts to admit they're hypocrites who used his work when it suited them--it's all about who you know.

Bloggers want the access and prestige, but they're not about to go into actual journalism. They want the mythical slapdown of the politician or the bureaucrat or the thief. They just don't want to become a whore like Pincus and wait thirty years to get there.

Prestige and credibility are instantaneous now. Paying your dues is for suckers. Come on, you've got pals who can help you get around having to do the work yourself or having to have credentials or having actual life experience, don't you? Well, all you need are your pals, your frat brothers, your good looks, and a blog. Come on, be a pal and let me skate through. Why should I have to learn a skill, earn a living at it, compete with others who have their own ambitions and talents and wait when I could be kicking ass and making money right now?

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There are no victory laps in baseball


Don't denigrate the legacy of Bobby Cox:

Bobby Cox will manage the Braves one more season, taking a farewell tour, maybe even a victory tour. There is finality. There is an endgame. Cox's tenure with the Braves will end with dignity, which is the only proper way.

One more year After much speculation, the Braves have announced that longtime manager Bobby Cox will step down after the completion of the 2010 season.
No, Cox was not at his best this season, but I doubt that any manager could have led the offensively challenged Braves to the playoffs. He will come back re-energized, armed with one of the league's best rotations and excited by the Braves' next wave of young talent, led by outfielder Jason Heyward.

My fear in recent days was that Cox's departure was going to come too suddenly, somehow turn ugly. Cox, 68, does not enjoy the same relationship with general manager Frank Wren that he did with the Braves' previous GM, John Schuerholz. But however frustrated Wren might be with Cox, he was not going to fire him. This call was Cox's, had to be Cox's. There could be no other resolution.

Players come and go, even Hall of Fame players such as John Smoltz or Tom Glavine. But Cox, who has been with the Braves as a manager or GM in all but four seasons since 1978, is an institution, one of the best baseball men on the planet. Even if he is not the manager he once was, he needs to be treated with the respect he has earned.


Bobby Cox is not coming back to manage the Atlanta Braves because he wants or deserves a "victory lap" or a "quiet exit from the game with dignity." That's not what baseball is about.

Bobby Cox announced his departure from the team. Until then, it is expected that they would compete and try to win every game they could. Atlanta's failure to make the post-season means that the club, and Bobby Cox especially, are going to make trades, make changes, and try to reverse the direction that the club is going.

Don't call it a victory lap--that denigrates what this man was about. He's going to come back next season and work his ass off and try to win, same as any other season. He doesn't need charity. He needs good starting pitchers and someone who can hit National League East pitching.

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Marxist Pants

Cameron Diaz unwittingly furthers the Marxist cause with her sumptuous jeans

The is about the insidiousness of Marxist Pants. Pay attention--it does get weird.

The good people at Citizens United For Democracy have squared me away on this issue, and I must confess that my ignorance as to the seriousness of Marxist Pants lulled me into a kind of dull stupor. Now that I'm awake, I must share this with you.

In North America and the United Kingdom, nearly everyone has been exposed to Marxist Pants. Marxist Pants are denim jeans which appear “worn out” - they contain holes, ripped denim, and faded or discolored patches of denim. (Skirts of this nature are also included in the term “Marxist Pants,” but for the sake of brevity, which we consider an important virtue to adhere to, for time is a non-renewable resource, and non-renewable resources should be expended with care and responsibility, unless it is a fossil fuel, and even though patience is considered a Christian virtue, and thus is an American virtue, this does not detract from the importance of brevity, which is something to always be considerate of, for capitalism demands that time be compressed for maximum profits, we refer to both pants and skirts as "Marxist Pants." Skirts of this nature share most, if not all, of the important characteristics of these pants and can be easily included in the same term.)

As discussed in the article The Marxist Pants, before the invention of Marxist Pants, ripped and ragged denim jeans were often worn by the proletariat. The proletariat’s labor generally involves intense physical labor, and this physical labor often results in the tearing and discoloring of denim jeans. The bourgeois’ pants, on the other hand, are not threatened by the effects of physical labor, for the bourgeoisie does not involve itself in physical labor. Furthermore, if by some unfortunate circumstances, someone in the bourgeoisie was to rip their denim jeans, then these pants could easily be replaced, because the bourgeoisie has plenty of money to spend on pants and a much more developed sense of fashion than the proletariat. This was true for a time, until Marxist Pants became a problem for society.

Makes total sense to me. Why go around in ripped pants, dawg? That's what I said today, in good fun and camaraderie, to my homies when my son and I went to Sam's Club so that we could ghost ride the whip in the parking lot. Today, it was absolutely beautiful weather, and when I wasn't coming unglued and blogging like a maniac, we were out with Toby and Darryl and Demetrius from my son's role-playing club. I felt loose enough to get on the roof and dance, and I didn't fall off this time, which is a huge plus because the Suburban is, what? Seven and a half feet off of the ground?

Anyway, if you think I'm messing with you, think again:

Some have claimed that this fashion trend is harmless and has no association with Marxism, but we respectfully disagree with these fools. (And “fools” is the correct word for them. Why would anyone assume that Marxist Pants are just an innocent fashion trend? It is inconceivable that these expensive holey pants just appeared; there must be some explanation for them.) As has been proven above, Marxist Pants questionably signify the proletariat. This signification is an important one. For orthodox Marxists, a revolution is impossible until the proletariat has grown sufficiently large and conscious of itself. Karl Marx predicted that once the proletariat developed “class consciousness,” meaning that they recognized themselves as proletariats, they would overthrow the political institutions used by the bourgeoisie to oppress them. Obviously, Karl Marx’s prediction was incorrect, but this has not stopped many Marxist revolutionaries. Lenin did not bother to wait for sufficient conditions before starting a proletariat revolution in Russia. He merely hijacked a revolution that occurred because of economic scarcity and World War I, then tried to develop class consciousness after the fact. Similarly, revolutionaries in the United States have begun trying to induce a false sense of class consciousness through the use of Marxist Pants.

These Marxist Pants have subliminally influenced adolescents’ view of work. They see work as an exploitation of their labor power and this perverted interpretation prevents them from striving to excel economically. Although they do not consciously believe this, their unconscious beliefs about the economy are manifest in their observable behavior. Becoming a wealthy bourgeois businessman no longer appeals to them as it should; they no longer identify themselves as a part of the bourgeoisie. Due to their Marxist Pants, which signify the proletariat, others view them as part of the proletariat and treat them as such. This social feedback from others eventually alters their identity. The clothing they wear makes them appear to be part of the proletariat, which, through interaction with others, alters their social identity. All of this occurs without their awareness. They think that nothing has changed, but their mind has been radically reconstructed. As Jean-Paul Sartre would say, these adolescents are living in “bad faith” for they passively and unquestioningly accept the social roles which their Marxist Pants have created.

Lazy Pants

If Marxist Pants did influence people in such as way, then we can deduce that productivity would decrease as a result. The proletariats are lazy slobs who will only work because of the continual prodding from the bourgeoisie. The smaller the bourgeoisie, the less the proletariats will work. Indeed, as is readily apparent, this is exactly what has happened. As we showed in Marxist Pants and the Economic Crisis, "…it is no surprise that a debt problem exists. Instead of earning their money, they expect it to be given to them. People continue to spend money that they do not have, since they feel entitled to the same wealth that the wealthiest in our society possess and expect the government to provide this equalization of wealth. This is now unquestionable due to the election of a Marxist, Barack Hussein Obama, who advocates the redistribution of our wealth. The economic crisis was caused by debt, and this debt is a result of Marxist Pants."

As citizens of the United State of America, we have an obligation to fight against the rising tide of Marxist Pants. Corporate businesses cannot be expected to be responsible for the socialist insurrection they have created, for they often fight against their own interests. They blunder about like a drunken monkey, unaware of what they are doing. Shoe companies provide some of the best examples of this with their masochistic advertisements. For example, Nike has used the radical Marxist song “A List of Demands” by Saul Williams in a televised advertisement. This sort of masochistically ironic advertising is typical of large corporations, but nevertheless, we must protect these corporations from themselves. We must act now. Without strong support from the people of America, the American Way of Life may be forever destroyed. We must not allow the bourgeoisie to create its own gravediggers.

True that. Anything that celebrates being broke and happy, we must avoid at all costs. That's why I wear duck pants--they're just dressy enough for a restaurant where the main entree is less than $75. And, clearly, they are not talking about husky boy pants, which are, of course, heavy-duty dungarees that husky young men have to wear, and which come with reinforced seats, crotches and knees to handle frisky behavior. This is all the more important because, as a registered Mommy Blogger, I have to be on the lookout for things that might cause the adult children who still live with me to become Marxists. [pdf alert, cousin]

I happen to think this nails it, however:

These pants were probably designed by gay liberal union-workers that wish to empower the proletariat. (The gay agenda is inexplicitly tied up in Marxism.) The pants appear to be little more than tattered garments, but that has not stopped these companies from selling them or prevented foolish teenagers from buying them. The threat posed by holes in denim cannot be underestimated. Human beings are influenced by the appearance of others and if others appear to be poor working-class Americans, then humans will want to become poor working-class Americans. This conclusion is inescapable. The economist Thorstein Veblen noted this tendency over a hundred years ago and, since then, psychological research has confirmed this claim.

These pants are clearly a Marxist tool to swell the ranks of the proletariat. Karl Marx thought that a proletarian revolution would only occur once the proletariat had become significantly larger than the bourgeoisie. According to Marx, natural economic principles would drive the inflation of the proletariat, who would eventually overthrow democratic capitalism and establish a dictatorship of the proletariat. History has since proven him wrong. Capitalism did not produce the radical class consciousness and class conflict which Marx predicted.

Instead of acknowledging this flaw in Marxist ideology, the fragile egos of these designers have tried to compensate for it by artificially inducing the inflation of the working-class. These subversive Marxist clothing designers have turned Thorstein Veblen’s Theory of the Leisure Class on its head. In an absurd inversion of conspicuous consumption, wealthy adolescents spend enormous sums of money on pants that appear to be, by all measure, worthless and decrepit. By perverting man’s natural desire to better himself, these clothing designers have discovered a new avenue to bring about a revolution.

Marxist Denim None of this would be possible without the complicit media and other sources of “tolerance,” which have lulled the masses to sleep. While it is their duty to inform the nation of current events, the media has resigned itself to covering such unimportant and uncontroversial events as the whereabouts of John Dillinger’s underpants. Liberal doctrines such as “political correctness” have been instrumental in suppressing the media. The media’s ineptness to educate the country about the American Way of Life has allowed for these Marxist pants to exist. In this day and age, it is rare that an individual can be found who properly recognizes the threat of homosexual unionized clothing designers. The executives of the clothing companies are no exception. They probably do not realize that these Marxist designers want to violently seize the hard-earned wealth of businessmen like themselves and redistribute it as they see fit. The companies that sell these holey pants have become useful idiots, unaware that a dictatorship of the proletariat would violently put an end to their lucrative bourgeois business. In more alert times of American history, such subversive activities would have been recognized.

The holey pants revolution must be put to an end. It threatens the American Way of Life; the very foundation upon which this nation rests. In order to secure a prosperous Capitalist future, we must fight against the popularization of poverty.

Note the cropped photo of the hottie in the distressed jeans. I know her! She does fantastic porn!

I don't think there even are any "gay liberal union-workers" anymore. Everyone gay is avoiding the textile industry, nobody joins a union anymore, and gay men tend to design things that avoid denim. Oh, and I hate to burst your bubble on this, but the oppression of gays in Cuba under that communist regime is well documented.

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